Ashley17

No fucking idea what Pardew will play here, just get rid of this fucking stupid lop sided nonsense. Best on the left for fuck sake, get a grip.

Probably only take them to the touchline then inexplicably stop, the lazy fucker

Nothing like getting everyone in the mood with a rousing rendition of Hey Jude

What!? This is about the 6th week in a row I've turned off Soccer Saturday and found out they've thrown it away.

Zombie Vuckic was brilliant. He just sort of stumbled towards the touchline going "(ow my) braaains"

I thought the FA Cup final to be an all top-5 affair was better for us? We're going to win it man, don't worry about it.

Clive sounded like he was going to top himself when that went in.

What do you expect them to say? This match is going to be dull as fuck and you'd be better off going to the garden centre, in fact watch any other channel it'll be better than this shit? YES. I admit the world would be a better place if the whole world was based around Liar Liar

What do you expect them to say? This match is going to be dull as fuck and you'd be better off going to the garden centre, in fact watch any other channel it'll be better than this shit?

All that tells us is that that definitely won't be the 11.

Gateshead fan I know said he was shit in the Conference, if that counts for anything.

Is there a scenario better for us in terms of qualifying for Europa league

A few bears you say? "Club stars mauled by bear guests"

That's...odd. For him to say it anyway. I actually would take a draw but the players don't listen to me.

Defending that high still by the fifth goal, crikey.

Just seen Swansea had 64% of the possession according to the BBC, fucking hell.

Hope the Dembas bag a goal each in a 3-2 loss.

By the time we play our next league game the Senegal boys could be on the plane home, if they've gone out in the groups. Got to bounce back away at Brighton as a cup shock is the last thing we need.

Fuck off man Dempsey

We scored at Eastlands with this pair, this is an attacking change. Live the dream

We scored at Eastlands with this pair, this is an attacking change.

Cabaye off and Dan Gosling on

Perch for Guthrie...riiight.

They started ahead of us.

Pen, Krul booked