Ashley17

Thommo Such a bitter man

What a waste of everything.

All of O'Neill's subs involve centre mids going to fullback.

McClean is definitely worth £20m, imagine how much he'd be worth if he had 2 feet.

Eeeeeverybody give the ball away

Me names Sandro and I'm pointless.

Especially against Wayne Bridge. His hamstrings are still a worry according to Harry earlier in the week, think they're trying to easte him up to speed before the cup semi final.

Fuck. Me. The old 70 yard backpass

Did they just cheer a shot on target

Cattermole What a fucker, how has he escaped a yellow there?

It's like a pre-season game, nobody at all seems that bothered.

The way we're setting up at the minute reminds me of when Keegan changed to the 4-3-3 during his second spell. We look a totally different team and the confidence is flowing, however if we lose Cabaye & Tiote in addition to Guthrie, it will be a lot trickier. Hopefully Bolton put all their efforts into winning at home to Fulham tomorrow and then rest a few on Monday, two games in 48 hours is tough at this stage of the season so our extra day off is useful.

Drew 1-1

Ah an Andy Cole montage, that's relevant

I'm just amazed they've got a Newcastle themed pundit on, even if he's stuck in traffic.

Gregg Wallace is chuffed to bits

Silent commentary on that goal

Kebe is pretty much Obertan

Hopefully after they are demoralised from their Champions League exit Hughes will have his usual mob kick everything that moves, leaving them completely fucked before their next game 3 days later...

"O'Shea, Sessegnon, Richardson, Cattermole, Turner, Kilgallon, Colback and possibly Bardsley would all get straight into the team out there for them today." Some of them don't even get into their first choice team, why would they get into one 12 points better off

Class from Tony Gubba: "Gorkss wins the air in the battle with Nolan" How did that make the edit

Hot on the heels of Take on Me at Carrow Road on Saturday, this week's "out of place PA song" comes at Benfica, where I've just seen Gary Neville being interviewed with the strains of "Love Shack" in the background.

His knee could be hanging on by a thread but he'll be playing and scoring here. As usual.

Why why why why why did I leave him on my subs bench. That's 13 points plus inevitable bonus I'll never see. Great performance, you don't see any Pards is a dope t-shirts now

Hodgson