Ashley17

First Scole Goarer? Fucking Smog Geordie?

What a finish

Said it in the other games thread but fuck me, Bent is the least equipped man to play against Spain.

With every game that goes by I hate Darren Bent more and more. He doesn't even work particularly hard and is a complete was of a shirt in a game like this.

If we had an actual midfielder in there instead of Jones, we might have created something in the last 5 minutes.

Soccer Saturday man 3 People watching the Wales game in the studio. No FA cup highlights programme tonight. England friendly at Wembley. Worst Saturday ever.

Custis was great on the paper review, really good to see someone actually tell it how it is.

I don't think he trusts Ben Arfa to track back enough to play him on the wing, especially when we're defending a lead. No chance of him starting there against City with Richards/Kolarov bombing on from full back.

Imagine if we came out of these 3 unbeaten Lawrenson would explode.

Why did Wireside register with N-O 6 months before he registered with RTG?

G'uivarch was a fucking World Cup winner...but was absolutely shit.

Bolton fan on here reckons he is great/Alan Smith in equal measure. It's the same for many of the ex-Man United youths. It's obvious the talent is there it's just the consistency that means he's playing for Bolton rather than Man Utd.

Hopefully this will give the mackems some hingsight about their 4-0 win over Stoke, which also followed a long European trip.

I would think any loans out are on hold until the extent of some injuries are discovered.

Another hatred of Stoke moment - they take like a minute over every throw, we take 20 seconds over lobbing one in and Pulis is going nuts about time wasting. Fuck off you stupid cunt!

Krul - Considering how he did nearly a year ago at home to Stoke, this shows how far he has come. Obviously the odd 1 or 2 scares but when you've had to deal with 6 giants throwing themselves at you for 90 minutes, I think he stood up well. Simpson - Much better than usual, no ricks of note. R Taylor - Very good, brave performance. Helped out a lot by Jonas. S Taylor - Nout of note, performance wasn't altered by the mask. Colo - King Jonas - The hardest working man in showbiz Guthrie - Impressive, grafted like fuck Cabaye - Likewise, grafted, barely passed half way Obertan - Put a cross in! Great opening 45, faded badly second half but nearly scored. Better than against Wigan - a great outlet on the break away from home Best - Holds the ball up well, Ba will get the headlines but Best was impressive Ba - Loves a goal. Perch - Loves a yellow Sammy/Gosling - No comment. Sammy Ameobi do do do! Pardew - Brave decision tonight, going for the old combed on one side/wild as fuck on the other. Clearly worked as the players observed his game plan to the word of the sexual maestro. FIST PUMP. Now...don't lose to Everton.

Funny as fuck like Stoke fans booing Ba. Yeah, you turned him down, booooo

The ref was absolutely shocking as well, we must have had about 3 freekicks all night. Great pen decisions

That's a really professional performance. Hats off to Pardew for gonig with a game plan and it clearly working. Stoke are utter wank, just a team of fucking animals. Huth and Walters need putting down.

The Guthrie hate, so over the top

Subs: Elliot, Santon, Perch, Gosling, Marveaux, Ben Arfa, Sammy Ameobi

Bale will receive a yellow card for being overrated and VdV will get "hauled off" after 79 minutes and be mocked by Arsenal fans. So far so good MOAR PLEEZ

Saw the name "Ferdinand" and inevtiably headed to Wiki to see if he was related: "He is a cousin of fellow professional footballers Rio Ferdinand and Anton Ferdinand, though he has stated he has never met them" Riiiiiight.

Aye but most league matches aren't played at a neutral venue in front of 4x as many fans. Still bottled it like.

Me and my mate used to play as Jamaica on PES in the good old days, him and Whitmore brought the world cup home.