Ashley17

I've seen his cock more times than I've seen my own, every fucking time there's a thread on him man

Struggling to imagine what shop on acorn road it would be, the key shop or coral. Or greggs.

Arsenal went 49 games unbeaten with their French contingent. It helps if the players are good.

Ironically I think Barton might do ok in a 3 man centre midfield, which is where we seem to be heading.

So Valencia have offered 7 million in installments and we've offered 11 up front. Seems similar to the Owen deal really. We've also upped our bid for M'Bengue and we're keen on Gervinho, Menez & Zog. If we don't get Gameiro our backup plan is Erding or Djibril Cisse. In summary, bring on the French.

Someone who can pick a pass and plays in the middle fits Pardew's comments as well. Agree it'll probably be Gervinho or Zog, Gervinho first choice and if we can't get him we'll turn to Zog. If it's true we bid £4m for Zog that's all part of the game.

Stalemate Star

He said "we're in for a striker - that's been reported"

Nowt on Radio Newcastle news just now

Besty?

Has Gameiro got facebook? Time to ask him if he prefers the seal or the goat I think

What's that game show where they money starts high and once the timer starts the money starts to decrease? That's what Ashley has done with Pardew's transfer money, spend it quickly or not at all.

[Nixon] and [Kaizero] are now friends with Mehdi Abeid.

It was Figueora's cross..point still stands. He is good.

This is like the worst game of guess who ever. Is the player...a winger? No, knock down all those continental wingers. And so on.

Hughton is older than Pardew and has been around the management side of things longer. People talk about Hughton as if he's some 40 year old newcomer to the management scene. I like both but I don't think Hughton had the experience to take us forward, the performance away at WBA was as bleak as it could be and I don't think we'll ever know the full story of what went on behind the scenes but I'd say there was obviously more to it than meets the eye.

Jay Bothroyd one of them? Yes, he and Burke the standouts. That Adam Matthews has gone to Celtic also, he was meant to be good for the future I seem to recall? Then of course Bellamy, Olafinjana, Koumas, etc. all back to their clubs. The BBC article made me laugh. After it reeled off all those released, and then those who had returned to their parent club, it turns to "Anthony Gerrard, Solomon Taiwo and Aaron Wildig are to return to Cardiff City having been on loan at other clubs." Every cloud eh?

Jay Bothroyd one of them? Yes, he and Burke the standouts. That Adam Matthews has gone to Celtic also, he was meant to be good for the future I seem to recall?

When he's good he's slightly above average, when he's bad he's turboshit.

Douglas said it isn't him. Not that that means much.

Fred Elliott? I say I say, were buying 2 players from Toulouse

AND HE DID

So in February, when he did that Radio Newcastle chat, he said we were negotiating already with 2 players. This morning, in the Sunday Sun, Pardew is quoted as saying we are close to a deal with an international midfielder. This evening, Pardew says nothing will happen for a few weeks. Mint.

Salomon Kalou appointed, allegedly