Ashley17

van Hoojidonk?

Wright or Rush are good shouts although Rush's might have been tarnished from his spell at us and Leeds

Yorke?

Fowler? Sutton? Robins? Shearer? Ferdinand? Sheringham?

It'll be someone like Le Tissier or Dion Dublin. Unless there's some tosser who's scored twice in 10 minutes or something in a few sub appearances

BBC Match report says concussion

Nice gesture, Foster subbed for applause

West Ham away, December 18th 2005

Thats because he has always been shite. So Owen wouldn't have ran into a good player then?

Yeah it was accidental as Rocker says, it's just typical that the player who has been the biggest target of abuse today was involved

Pattison has fucked Owen up.

Shola off Carroll on

King 1-1

Pen to Watford

I'll be as pissed off as a puff with piles if West Ham stay up. Fuckin Man Utd, can't rely on them for anything.

I hate you Carlos Tevez

I liked my version better

"Commits...the...Foster...Solano what a ball...keeper...slides it...what a ball..."

Dyer 1-0 Worst commentary ever

Just need Man Utd to score now and send West Ham down

WIGAN!

Oh Christ, Zog's stormed out the stadium. Good times eh.

Subs: Carroll, Harper, Huntington, O'Brien, Onyewu

If you work on the positive stance, they have us to finish 10th/9th. Progress!

I thought we'd all come to the conclusion Pearson hated Zog? Steve Carr had an "injury" after Blackburn and refused to do the lap of "honour", hopefully Pearson will leave him out. Having said that, if hes dropping people who upset him on Saturday then there'll be no fucker left to play, they were all shite, save for Milner.