Ashley17

Shak is spot on like, we owe him fuck all, let alone an easy get out.

Goals just been on, good finish from Nobby

No. Just the usual stuff, wants more defenders so we can win 1-0 and 2-0 instead of having to come from behind, wishes we'd got Tal Ben Haim because he's in love with him or something, thought it was a good run out. Nout exciting

Allardyce on SSN now live

Given first half, don't know about second half...

Won 3-1, Brown put Hartlepool in front early in the second half, Shola equalised pretty much straight after, then Owen scored, then Shola again a bit later.

They're dancing in the streets of The New Saints, they got a last minute winner against Ventspils in their CL qualifier. Hurray!

Shola!!!

Ameobi - "A very TALL player"

Owen, great work from BBC Cleveland

God...I mean Shola...equalises

1-0 down

I can hear Mick Lowes' voice commentating in the background, I'm longing for his rambling commentary over this idiot.

If he describes Carroll as "tall" one more time....

I named both

You're also right about the amount of poor teams next season. There's a few who are going through transition who will have patchy seasons and bad performances scattered about and then there's Derby, Wigan, Birmingham, Fulham, and possibly Reading if they get "second season" syndrome, although that's purely basing it on previous teams like Ipswich, I kept expecting Reading to trail off last season and they just didn't, so who knows.

Yeah you can change everything as much as you want between now and the season start

Dave...yes I just used my name. I am feeling about as creative as a Butt/Parker centre midfield

I need to think of a decent team name

The article is factually wrong. Wrong I tells ya! David May never won the Premiership with Blackburn. He can't really have been that bad if he played 40 times+ in a title winning side at Man United.

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Ah good. That Shearer goal & commentary against Everton still gives me goosebumps. And now I'm away. Enjoy the rest.

What? They showed him score but they didn't show the demolition job. It would be foolish to compete with you in terms of timing, you got a birthday wish posted to the second ffs!

Well I'm Sky Plussing the rest. Hopefully the sign language guy won't be there but I have a feeling he will be. Are deaf people only awake after midnight or something? RVN is such a dick I like how they didn't show Solskjaer's forearm smash on Hughes. Wankers.