Ashley17

I don't like this...

3-0 Martins via Cid

Newcastle Globetrotters

West Ham 0 - 1 Citeh Bianchi

Get in

I see Dave hovering...

Oh my word

Jenas has contributed nothing at all. Malbranque has to keep coming inside, Tainio has been invisible, Zokora has been ok, Robbie Keane's having to drop deeper and deeper to create anything. Kaboul has been good, but Gardner is arguably worse than Bramble. Arsenal must be shitting themselves.

How big are your whiskers?

Considering last season we went there with Pav, Edgar, Ramage, Taylor and Huntington as our backline with Roeder as manager against the same front 3 we think they'll play tomorrow, I'm feeling quite optimistic. Sam should know how to play them and man for man we are better than them...I think.

Baggio - Most realistic poster of the year. FYP. Unless of course you think we're nailed on to win? what with our excellent record at the Reebok in recent seasons you could have a point. Nice name change btw, well it would have been if you were a 13 year old Spanish fanboy. Are you a 20 year old Italian fan boy like? (I added the extra years because it's a while since Roberto was playing)

I've joined, I'm in 4 leagues now

Has that been confirmed? ITV text says he's heading down to Villa for talks tomorrow. A few people on the SMB say they saw him at training today taking photos in the shirt and Sima frequents over there, so I'm guessing that's where he got it from.

Sarcasm + Bolton = ?

Do you reckon we asked for £2 million more for Dyer because Villareal asked £2m more for Enrique?

hahaha, do you know him too like? EVERYONE knows Cush

Yes but you couldn't comment on a Czech international defender, whereas we couldn't comment on some random you've plucked from some godforsaken pee-pee hole

Don't you want anyone to comment on YOUR teams transfers then? You haven't heard of most of them. So it'd be a bit pointless

That's sad I'd rather retire than be part of our backline tbh

I'll buy Cushing's son a drink tonight if the deal goes through. My way of saying "fuck you Babayaro"

Joey Barton? Remind me again how many caps this 'English international' has. 1 more than Nolan...

Arnie opened a gym in Bournmoor - FACT

SHEARER!!!!!!!!! Oh wait... SMITTTTTH!!!!

MICK LOWES IS BACK IN MY LIFE

Has Alberto really been banned?