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This has nothing to do with our performances. We're a recently promoted team who have beaten some very good Premiership teams and currently sit in 11th place. We've had a rough few games but we look well on course for survival. There is no way that this is related to our performances.

He did very well for us. We played better football, our players improved under him, we got promoted and look like a decent Premiership team. His signings were good and positive, and he just said the smart things, the things that the best managers say. He could have seriously taken us forward but Ashley the fat fuck has ruined it.

What the flying fuck? Pardew

Holy shit, this is insane.

Smith with a shot

All our players just bottling out of challenges today.

Forgettable match. This is going to be a long month unless Barton comes back firing.

Fucking Guthrie.

Fucking Guthrie

Has to be a better cross from Carroll there.

That was fucking shite Sitting back against West Brom. Idiotic to say the least. Guthrie's been shite, Ameobi's been shite, Campbell's been too tentative in defending and Carroll and Routledge just haven't got into the game.

Weak defending. Poor from Carroll, pathetic from Jonas.

And suddenly we look like a decent team.

It was good foul, imo. Yes, a deserved yellow, but still a 'productive' foul.

I'm completely baffled as to why we're not putting them under any pressure when they have the ball in our half. It's a real mystery why we've started like this against a team that any objective observer would say is our equal.

Erm... I don't get the erm, your success last season was built on strong defence and a robust midfield, not your forward line, Carroll was not the same player and Leon Best was a panicky very average signing at best, we had a weaker defence, a better midfield and a very average forward line as well. Carroll has been excellent for you this season, I doubt many of you thought he would get an England call up last season. Carroll was excellent for the second half of last season and Lovenkrands scored loads of goals as well. To say that we have a "threat that we lacked last season" is ridiculous - we blitzed the league in the end and were scoring goals for fun after Christmas. I love this line

Jarvis has looked very good this season. From the few games I've seen him, he's very direct and exposes so many shit RBs in the league, like Perch. How old is he?

They should let everyone vote. This Executive Committee thing just reeks of corruption. Set a few more rules regarding the rotation, the maximum risk etc., and then let people vote for the best bid. You could even have a committee 'recommend' a bid, but the final decision should still be a vote from all the members of FIFA, which would make it very hard for a country to bribe their way to victory.

Too good.

This is pretty good: Messi vs Cristiano

Elmander's was better. They're different types of goals; Elmander's was clever touch then a great finish, Nasri was sublime balance and control while running at a very high speed but the finish was just a tap-in, clever though it was.

The balance and control is genius. How he stayed on his feet, man

Twinkle toes, skips past 3 players, slots into empty net.

HOLY SHIT NASRI!