healthyaddiction

German media loves to overinflate fees to make Bayern look better when they miss out. They were constantly doing it to Woltemade's fee.

SCR

Boy do I have some bad news for you!

Red cards aside, I always felt he played well against Liverpool. Against all the big 6 really. I don't know if that's because he's a big game player, or because those are the games we're not playing against a low block, but he was always good in them.

I don't think there's any chance we NEED to sell before the deadline. But I am sure it'll help get some early deals done.

Another benefit, he's not going to be playing Everton anymore, which was always his kryptonite.

I've realised how this deal makes sense. Can you imagine how many penalties he's going to win when it's Barcelona he's diving for?

Let's hope we can get ourselves a good old fashioned bidding war. Or maybe we're the ones paying the pasta nonce to put out fake stories to get Bayern to pay up.

Because for the amount we'd get for Elanga, we'd actually probably have less to spend after selling him under SCR rules.

Instead playing a 21 year old because the 23 year old and 20 year old are injured.

For once it pays to have owners that are massive anti-Semites.

100m is absurd money for him.

It's kind of funny he has technically not taken a single actual left back.

Yeah, but I fancy West Ham to get the win more than Spurs. I get what you're saying about Leeds recent away form, but over the course of the season they've been one of the worst away teams, and even recently it's been mostly only draws.

At the same time, Everton are one of the best away teams in the league and Spurs one of the worst home sides.

Yeah, our game vs Villa went off without a hitch...

Referee yellow carded about four of our players, including Longstaff himself, for complaining about the challenge.

TBF, a lot of people still don't believe the allegations about him. A kid in my six year olds school actually had a Michael Jackson themed birthday party a couple months back. The kid even went to school dressed as Michael Jackson on his birthday. Yet I was the asshole when I let my daughter go to school dressed as Jimmy Saville.

The fact he's playing and Gordon isn't says to me we're not planning to sell him. Obviously doesn't mean he won't go, but I think it'll take a really big fee.

Id say aged like milk but that doesn't cover it.

Next celebration will be a cigar and sweatband.

Only way to get a penalty from a handball in the prem is if the defender picks the ball up and runs with it.

It brings it in mine with UEFA rules doesn't it? It's exactly how UEFA breaches work.

Who is this Mark Gooey that Gerrard thinks plays for Man City.

Wirtz just standing there letting Watkins follow in.