healthyaddiction

Game of Thrones?

Yeah, I well remember us spending £20m+ for a backup striker under Ashley... no wait you're chatting nonsense.

That completion percentage is specifically for goal kicks right (that's what the launched is referring to seemingly). Do we know if Valencia are a side that are particularly direct? It could be that he is told to kick long every time which would negatively affect that stat quite a bit.

I'm not bothered for me. I got the match for free. It's a piss tale for everyone at the stadium who were told they were going to watch NUFC and got the youth team. Literally only one senior player on the bench even.

Nearly had a shot! Got them on the ropes.

Can you imagine being an Aussie nufc fan, forking out the money to come watch NUFC play and you get this lineup? I genuinely feel sorry for those at the match.

Doesn't everyone have a rubbish old goalkeeper as third keeper? Man City have Carson, Liverpool have Adrian.

I hope every single player goes for a panenka.

It's free for members & season ticket holders.

Doing really well given his technical limitations.

Doesn't autocorrect train itself on things you commonly type?

Need to ask Beth her opinion on George Michael to confirm.

I’m convinced Crumpy Gunt has transitioned and changed his name to Beth.

And yet £20m for our director of football is apparently unfair.

Foden's 23 isn't he?

Go full kit wanker.

Does he have a bad reputation? Seemed a decent CV when I looked.

It's been reported for a few days that it's been him and freeman.

There is just a huge amount of hype around him right now. It's really gone well beyond his actual performances (as much as he's been very good).

At the very least I'd have a max age of 21 at the start of the season.

I feel like it's more ridiculous that Isak is up for young player. He's 25 in September. They really need to change this into more of a young breakthrough award.

I thought Burnley were in good form?

They're missing 3 centre backs and 2 full backs. We're no missing 3 centre backs and two full backs. I think you're being for too kind to them.

Not sure I'm overly worried about Man City having enough to beat this Man U team.

Aren't the rumours that you guys are looking the hire the guy sacked by Bayern for failing to win the Bundesliga? Not sure Ten Hag will walk it.