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I'd find it even funnier if he got loaned back to us.

Just wait until hs unveiling when he pulls off the Harvey Barnes mask to reveal he's really Chiesa declaring "It was me Eddie! It was me all along!".

I don't necessarily disagree, though I do probably feel Barnes is an improvement (at the very least because he'll be fit regularly), but the whole expected assists per 90 last season stats are bollocks because they are for a pretty small sample size of actual minutes.

It's very easy for "per 90" type stats to become inflated when over a short period of time though. For example, Adam Le Fondre has one of the best goal per minute ratios in Premier League history.

Leicester are in the championship.

Is it Sean or Matty he's left with a smile on their face?

I remember the club doing an unsung player of the season video that year and the vast majority of players named Krafth. He was definitely very good.

If you put a fullstop after the UK (like below) it gets past the paywall. https://www.telegraph.co.uk./football/2023/06/28/newcastle-transfer-rumours-sandro-tonali-nicolo-barella/

GPT 4.0's chant: (Verse 1) From Milan he did roam, to make St. James' his new home, Sandro Tonali, he wears the black and white with pride, With a Magpie on his chest, he's simply the best, Down the Tyne, watch him glide. (Chorus) Sandro, Sandro Tonali, In midfield, he's our main man, you see, Passing the ball, strong and tall, He's our Italian Geordie. (Verse 2) He's got a vision, a precision, see him split the defence, With a flick, with a trick, oh the suspense, In the heart of our team, he's living the dream, Sandro Tonali, his game is immense. (Chorus) Sandro, Sandro Tonali, In black and white, he's poetry, With each stride, Newcastle's pride, He's our Italian Geordie. (Bridge) From the boot of Italy, to the banks of the Tyne, In the Toon, under the moon, he'll shine, Through the cold and rain, he'll play the game, Sandro Tonali, he's our midfield line. (Chorus) Sandro, Sandro Tonali, Hear the Toon, how loud we can be, Cheering his name, in every game, He's our Italian Geordie. (Ending) Oh Sandro, Sandro, with you we stand so tall, With every pass, with every class, you enthral, Tonali, in black and white, you've answered the call, In our hearts, in our chants, you have it all!

I'm going to make a 20 post twitter thread spouting shite about the benefits of this deal to nufc.

I'd definitely have him favourite for the manager of the last 3 seasons award then.

Luke Edwards on Talksport earlier said he thought we'd spend £200m+ this summer. I know it's Luke Edwards, but he'd usually underestimating our budget.

I've only ever heard the term being used to mean someone has done something silly/stupid.

I've genuinely never heard the world lemon as a term for a gay women.

I'd prefer us in the CL instead of Liverpool too.

Who is Mason's assistant? Wanna put a bet on next Spurs manager.

Player of the Season: Joelinton Flop of the Season: Fraser Most Improved: Almiron Unsung Hero: Longstaff Signing of the Season: Pope

When he said about us using a £63m striker, id have loved them to ask at what price he valued Toney.

Well yeah, you wouldn't even get a red for doing that to a player would you.

Personally I feel a 3 match ban was enough, really. I feel like there are a lot of incidents that are much worse than Mitro did that get punished less harshly.

And Sol Campbell of course.

I don't think Howe sees Anderson as a wide player at all. Seems to only play him central midfield.

My assumption is buying a single share for 50m is that they're putting money in without diluting the shares of PCP and Ruben's.

We spent 60m on a backup striker it seems.

Christ, the lineup.