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http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/451873/Newcastle-boss-Alan-Pardew-wants-new-striker-in-January-with-Chelsea-s-Demba-Ba-on-radar

Ba and Remy would be lethal imo.

The team will be: Elliott Saylor Mbiwa Dummett Haidara Obertan Anita Bigirimana Sammy Shola Cisse 'Will be' Not even sure what the hell that defence is supposed to be Think HBA will play.

Says we are light with Remy not ours and Shola's contract being up soon. No shit Sherlock!

Gosling and Richardson have come back from their loans. Seems pointless.

St Mirren must think we only have ginger players. Hope he can score a few - looked tiny the last time I saw him.

http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2014/no-contact-between-newcastle-and-montpellier-for-remi-cabella/

Daft lad is on the road to ruin. Will regret it when he has no money left and is on the dole.

Just read a cracking one - West Ham will lose 10 points due to covering up a failed Carroll drug test.

If only the contents of that article were true - 3 players!?

Rumours of falling foul of financial fair play. Probably bollocks but they are down if not.

They are on MOTD after us. How shit must their game have been?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-transfer-new-dan-gosling-2977794 Chuck in Tom Ince and you can have him for free!

We should try to take this seriously. My parents both got tickets for £5 so they must be trying to swell the numbers.

He will probably get one over on us on the 18th like he usually does but can't see him lasting too much longer. 15 points after 20 games is shocking.

Will this go on indefinitely while Ashley is in charge? You could tell Mick Lowes was being careful with his questions after the game so as not to upset anyone - a pretty sad situation.

Manure can't have had a season start as slowly as this for decades.

Just seen the gif too. Had to go unfortunately.

More shameless flirting from Blanc: Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 1m Laurent Blanc: "I have always thought that Cabaye is a very good player. But I have nothing more to say." #PSG #NUFC

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 59m Alan Pardew once again prevented from answering questions from @EveningChron and @TheJournalNews journalists #nufc

Hope he is the first one to be flogged (literally) this month.

He has done well in recent months but he needs to think more before making daft tackles. This is his third ban with the 2 reds and 5 yellows.

Too tempestuous by far. Is this his second or third red? Lost track.

He is like a lame horse that is ready for the knackers yard.

In his pre-match interview Pardew said they would be prepared to spend a bit more to get a player they liked and they are also considering buying a young player so that he can "bed in". Roughly translated = we are signing nee fucker.