Memphis

Reading the Chron is a lot like the books I read to my 2 year old. "Riviere is good. Riviere is good at football. I like Riviere. Olivier likes Riviere too. He used to play football. Riviere is fast. He is not slow. He likes to be cheered. I like to be cheered too. You will like him. He will like us."

Same guy posted this thing: Looks like a lounger rocketing into space. Good signing.

One example chart says: .4 to .49 non-penalty goals per 90: Good. .5 to .59 non-penalty goals per 90: Very good. .6 to .79 non-penalty goals per 90: Probable Top 20 in Europe .8 or above non-penalty goals per 90: Probable Top 5 in Europe

NPG90 = Non-Penalty Goals per 90 minutes

"It's bye from me, Mike (something)" "And bye from........myself, Roy (something)" Perfect conclusion. Never change, lads.

Terrific - if a bit late - scouting report on Ayoze. Guess Chrome finally loaded Wikipedia on his phone.

Lockwood put in a "Lockwood-style challenge" on Wor Ayoze. "Presumably South American" Perez! HAHAHAHAHA

Roy > Gary Neville

"Willy Gros"

"Even if you haven't heard of some of these names for Newcastle, you know they've trolled far and wide to get these names in" Brilliantly put!

How does he get Bigirimana's name exactly right but manage to get everyone else's wrong?

"Plethora" Perez

"Eclectic" Spotify playlist tbh

Everyone seems to think Colback is "neat", which I think is code for "not doing shit".

The echo makes it perfect.

Is this on actual radio or is this some fellas just doing this on the side?

My favorite night ever on here. was it Columbus or KC? Columbus, what a legend.

Who was the guy from Columbus? I miss that guy.

From this whoscored article on Cabella: http://www.whoscored.com/Articles/vb3uoarnnuaptpzkemscrw/Show/Player-Focus-Exit-of-One-Remy-Paves-Way-for-Another-at-Newcastle http://164.177.157.12/img/blog/2014/7/Cabella-Top-Image.jpg http://164.177.157.12/img/blog/2014/7/CAbella.jpg

Pasted together the Squawka passing stats for Janmaat last season compared with a few of the other notable RBs - some in the PL, Aurier who everyone loves, and the La Liga boys. Obviously so much of this stuff depends on other players, tactics, etc but it's worth a look. http://i.snag.gy/P8VVc.jpg

Just watched - Janmaat scores brilliant half volley!

Had the most shots of any Ligue 1 midfielder by a mile while also having the 3rd best shot accuracy (53% on target); only Ibrahimovic and Gignac took more shots, period. Second-most key passes last season behind Valbuena 12 of 14 goals inside the area Was the most-fouled player in all of Ligue 1 last season -- 105 times fouled (only he and Valbuena had over 100)

http://i.snag.gy/VFtay.jpg

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-transfer-rumour-rater-7383591?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter The Chronicle's Newcastle Transfer Rumour Rater is pitiful and embarrassing.

People who get excited about a transfer fee in either direction astound me. It's not as if you get a refund on your season ticket if the fee for an outgoing player is huge. And it's certainly not as if that money gets reinvested at a 100% rate (we're lucky if it's a 5% rate). So who gives a shit if you get 8m or 80m? We're losing another quality player and replacing him with no one -- and that holds true until we see Aurier or Janmaat or fucking Jenkinson holding up a shirt.