LionOfGosforth

Like watching Gone of the Wind for the 40th time

Mourinho looks more like Pep's binman than a manager these days

More time spent on rolling around, play acting, gesticulating for cards etc than football played. Hopeless and aggravating 2 hours.

Can't say i'm looking forward to this level of play acting and general carry on next season like

Got me on Edge here

Rattle-tic

There's no shame in these players at all, blatant dive, spend 2 minutes in the refs face pleading innocence, fuck off man

Embarrassing from Pellegrini

In Hungary

Someone might pay Tielemans 200k p/w but it won't be us, thankfully.

Sure-fire giveaway there's nowt the matter at all. Embarrassing stuff.

Love it around 6:40 when Bruno wins a point and Sven says "quality" in that Dutch accent

Don't think i've ever seen Martial smile. It's like he's permanently depressed

We're not gonna do this all summer are we?

Church

Christ. Gotta love the handily placed Wonga signs outside for the players to see while getting their treatment.

Jokes about Shola aside, it's frightening watching that and imagining where the club would be now without the takeover.

I saw it but it lasted just a moment

Was written in the stars. Down 4 nowt to Posh, levelled that up in injury time at home, now winning with the last kick of extra time. Can't imagine being a Barnsley fan down there, brutal.

Barnsley manager looks like how i'd imagine Gary Flitcroft might look these days

It was a bit wild but contact was so slight. He actually risked injuring himself more than the other player. The reaction sold it, players now know they can turns yellows into reds with their reactions sometimes.

Player's reactions never help. Every foul, the reaction is exaggerated, players going down screaming, slamming their hands on the ground to get more attention. It's fucking bad. Anyone who's ever been injured bad playing knows, the last thing you do is roll around slamming your hands off the ground. It's such bollocks.

Contact is minimal but what an insane tackle

Williams for Barnsley looks like a council estate version of Tripps

Kristensen on that Moura goal, i'd dock him his wages