LionOfGosforth

Toney the hero with his class tatts and impressive off the field escapades

What a useless game.

Chelsea are so dense like. It's amazing to watch. You see the relative success that clubs like us, Brighton (who utterly humiliated Chelsea in Potter's first game) and Arsenal have had this season, it's literally right there and quite obvious if you aren't thick as pig shit and pay attention. Chelsea will never ever learn. A lot of the ingredients are basically identical...a clear plan, team spirit, good coaching, players who care and believe. Chelsea have none of that. They lose a game, they just go out and spend more. They're fucking idiotic.

Yep, smart move by Shaktar and any other club that has a player that Chelsea express an interest in. Just sit tight and wait for them to come along and overpay ridiculously.

All it took was Arsenal dithering a bit thinking that they had a free run at him and the vile twats swooped in to buy a player they didn't need, for a fee that's too much and wages that will no doubt be exorbitant. Arsenal will be seething no doubt which is kind of funny in it's own way. Hate Chelsea though, disgustingly run club.

There must be so much squad harmony and unity of purpose at Chelsea these days

Sunderland Youth must have more than held their own today

Wonder if there was hell on outside today, there usually is

A hideous attempt to replicate that daft shite they do in the NFL, where they always have exactly 2 questions lined up before saying "thanks coach" afterwards

Wouldn't be shocked if those vile cunts, given their obsession with spending and wingers, hoy 150m at Napoli for Kvaradona

Hopefully it's not "after the lord mayor's show" of Tuesday. Coming from that there's a chance for a flat atmosphere in comparison, Joe potentially missing, Fulham coming to frustrate us. Not the ingredients for a sparkling home win like, feels like a draw, but hope i'm wrong.

Bournemouth are a right boring waste of time like

Surely there has to be some limit to Chelsea's spending and some limit to players' desire to joining their (hideously well paid) shit show? I mean they're completely shite, 10th in the league and they just come along and sign every player that other clubs want with what looks to be no thought to how it will work out, except to be seen to be flexing their financial muscles at every problem. Badiashile, Felix and now seemingly Mudryk in the space of about a week after spending nearly a quarter billion in the summer. After Abramovich and the possibility they were all done as a big spending club, fair sickens the stomach like.

Still not sure which smug journalist prick was funniest. The one who said we missed a trick appointing Howe over Gerrard or the others who claimed Lampard was a better bet.

Lamps for me. The stakes with money and their stadium are just too high to not act soon. God knows who they get though, you'd have to be mental to take that shit show on.

Think they're probably fucked this season like, they're absolutely atrocious. You'd have to be on the level of someone like Carlo Ance....oh wait a minute

The more times I see those Man Utd goals, the funnier City's defending gets. Fucking statues while Garnacho crosses for Rashford. Pep will be furious, worst and laziest piece of defending i've seen in ages.

Time for some more headlocks Evertonians, it'll make all the difference.

Pissing down with rain in Liverpool as well. Perfect.

There'll be a few headlocks outside Goodison tonight

If you've got anything about you at all, you'd have to be mad to try and turn Everton around like. Toxic as fuck there.

Lamps looking down the barrel of a 20th defeat in 37 games.

Forest 2-0, they're not bad at home like, might be enough

Gordon worth 40m. Aye, looks like he hasn't been coached since the age of 12, just runs around as fast as he can

Not much