LionOfGosforth

Wayyyyy better than I expected. What little I saw before he signed (mainly their cup game vs Norwich), he looked much too one-footed to me but although I still think he is, he's brought so much balance, pace and quality to the side. Wish a deal was in place but we know how that goes with our cunt of an owner.

Hoss-a-loo...Cuuuuuuuuhrist

Swans well on top now, big momentum shift last 5-10 minutes

It’s his nose. Looks like a toy hammer

Neither team look much cop but Southampton seem setup a bit better. Loads of tackles flying in, passes going astray, glad we’re not involved in this shite like

Exactly. That same thing must happen about 5/6 times in each game The type of decision we would never get in a million years. Absolutely ludicrous, Dummett slides, misses ball and man and the bloke sits on him

Thank fuck for that, nothing to be learned from playing that hopeless creep. Except maybe a motivational ploy for Yeds.

Feel for those who traipsed the length of the country to watch this tripe.

Which makes it all the more remarkable that Rafa's pulled off survival. If we had a reliable striker and number #10 we'd look a much better team. On a positive note, what he's achieved with that squad is fucking witchcraft like. Almost like he challenged himself to keep the worst strikers around, sign someone who would barely play, and we'd still score and win enough to stay up. bloke's a sorcerer

What a cracking signing. 1 start, a couple of cameos, nowhere near a goal and now a likely ban. We let a bloke go who scores everywhere he plays and keep dross-a-loo and sign this plank.

Jesus wept, that was fucking appalling. Being safe is no excuse for that total toss.

Nah man, apart from that opening half hour we've been canny, hit the post and that.

Just saying his name makes me queasy. Hoss-a-loo ffs

This is the utter berk preferred to Mitrovic.

Apparently 1 start and a few cameos were enough to decide he's useless.

Well done tracking there Marcelo, doing your best Benny Hill impression again

He cost a lot of money.

THIRTEEN home defeats in that league man

They like a good premature celebration do Brighton fans

Lambert almost had to drag Shaqiri over to acknowledge the fans there

Appropriate. Two hopeless teams, artlessly faffing around for 80 minutes then Crouch moving like a pensioner Inspector Gadget bundles one in.

This game is enough to make your eyes bleed, fucking dreadful

4 consecutive home wins and only 2 defeats since new year. Phenomenal.

Glasses in pocket