LionOfGosforth

Very good pre-season aside, the most obvious upgrade we could make and has been for years

This is where i'm at. I can't pretend to be particularly impressed with our play through two games but unbeaten so far and you know we're just getting started and will only get better as we get games in our legs. Glass half full time.

Nearly time to change the profile pic

Have come to hate this fixture with a passion

I think you missed the earlier post I was referencing

Arsenal as good as champions if they hang on

Everton always look shit early doors, they also always scrape enough 1-0 home wins to stay up every fucking time

Thought Rafa looked great, but with my black and white glasses on, what a missed opportunity. They could even have just spent a few minutes on Newcastle and picked his brain on Eddie and how he thinks he's doing and a nice tactical breakdown from one of the smartest analytical minds. Nah let's just talk about Liverpool and the other cartel cunts endlessly. Pity.

No shock. I watch these and quite enjoy them as far as they go but their lack of coverage and respect for us is pretty unbelievable. They had us losing to Southampton at the weekend, probably got a 30 second mention after 20+ minutes talking about the cartel 6 that episode. Also, WTF is Jill Scott bringing to these things anyway? I stuck this on and when I saw her wander in mumbling in that god awful accent I wanted to turn it straight off.

Perhaps if we'd made this approach early July instead of the last week of the window, it might even have stood a chance.

I suppose it depends on what you believe. I could see that being a big reason for it but we'll likely never know for sure.

Kind of my point, the chances of success with their model seem so unlikely, can't see how it would matter who their coach is.

Desperately needs some proper coaching and has done for some time.

Wonder what it's like being Chelsea manager. I mean, you just seem to get handed dozens of new players each season and you're expected to knit them together, coach them, foster team spirit and come up with coherent gameplans, all while being given players you quite clearly aren't asking for. I have a hard time believing Maresca had anything to do with signing Felix. Must be just a circus trying to get it all together on the training pitch.

At a glance and maybe it's just me, but I think if he lopped off that greasy barnet, he'd look like Carvajal. Not coincidentally, another massive cheating cunt.

Yeah I don't know what was going on mid-season when we were conceding goals all over the place, really bad ones as well. 4 at home to Luton was just crazy. I think Pope was the biggest miss of all.

I actually agree with your point, chance creation and goals scored wasn't our problem last year. On the flip side, maybe we score 95+ with a killer at RW?

fyp

Not really no, not that I saw anyway. Floppy hair, dived a lot, scored maybe a couple of goals. I have no idea why they keep signing players, especially attacking midfielders, they already have 43. Must be readying quite a few to go out.

Maresca looks like a child's drawing of Pep

Depends on what season you're referring to...Autumn? Winter?

There's just something about Chelsea being badly beaten that will always be funny, no matter what team dishes it out. Fuck Chelsea, you're a disgraceful club.

Hope Tosin enjoys picking splinters out of his arse all year the mug

Billions spent on defenders and overrated midfielders and still Jackson up top missing chances and generally being pretty useless. Chelsea

This bloke must be terrifying to play against. He will almost seem like a myth when I sit down with my grand kids to tell them about him