A.C

Does not compute.

Jesus, Owen emotionally snapping on twitter is making me cringe so bad.

HOW THE FUCK IS RYAN TAYLOR A 'FREEKICK SPECIALIST', HE'S SCORED ABOUT FIVE IN HIS LIFE, FOUR AGAINST NEWCASTLE

I'd rather play Krul in midfield than Guthrie.

If he signed for Newcastle he'd definitely have a cancer then.

To all the pessimists saying contracts mean nothing. Absolutely bullshit. It doesn't guarantee that he won't leave in two seasons for £20 million plus, but it certainly shows he wants to stay at the current time which with his performances and current stock means a lot. A lot more difficult for a buying club to purchase a player tied for the long term. Great sign of intent from everybody involved.

Tiote's shot just caused an earthquake in Chile.

I'm exhausted

No matter how much money corrupts the game. Moments like this make it all worth it.

Just keep running at them, they'll panic.

Got to laugh haven't you?

I think it's the other way around. Quoted for truth. Hilarious that people really believe he wanted to stay and was pushed out. It seems on this forum you have to either be on one side of the fence or the other. Ashley is a cunt, we'll probably see less than half that money reinvested and aslong as he's here I believe we'll be a bottom half team if not worse. Carroll wanted to go play for a 'bigger club' because there's no such thing as hometown loyalty when it comes to our youth players it seems as evident by Donaldsons comments.

QUICK, 20 MILLION FOR CARLTON COLE, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! WE'RE GOING TO GET NO ONE!

What the fuck is happening? Honestly.

Jelly tots are underrated to f***. I wish you could get massive bags of them rather than them little kiddy packets. You can. They're rare. But you can.

Everytime Hughton has picked a good team and the usual pattering of 'Happy with that.' comments come out we've lost or drawn. So I'm going to say we'll win, and win convincingly.

I love this league.

Like the look of Van Aanholt.

If Cattermole had injured Butt, he would have been more loved than Shearer.

We link some passes together - then the ball gets to Duff and Butt and it's gone.

How fucking annoying is her face?

The difference is, we didn't go and play 4-5-1 like teams do for a draw. We didn't play intentional scrappy long ball. We're simply not good enough to play attacking football against a team like Chelsea without being punished on the counter. The team defended well, but the midfield doesn't have enough creativity in it for anything else. So I'll gladly take a point due to their inability to get through us and take their chances.

Somebody has replaced Ameobi with Ibrahimovic covered in shoe polish.

Davig Craig on SSN saying that it isn't true, and that he has talked with Chris Mort who is in North America.

COME ON YOU FUCKERS