A.C

Owen used to dive like fuck for Liverpool.

Why certain people feel the need to piss on the parade is beyond me

Allardyce arrives at St James Park. The hour is among us.

Wide of the mark.

How old is Oliver? He can't have too many years left in him can he? TIL HE DIES, NOT RETIREMENT LOLOLOL

Jewell has swore over his kids life that he won't be back in management any time soon so I hope for his sake he isn't.

Coleman to City.

Fact is Tevez didn't relegate them. They got themselves relegated. If Tevez hadn't hit form, you wouldn't be hearing any of this.

3 million for Barton we should snap their hands off. Who cares if he kicks a few of the underachievers in the back of the head in training?

f*** saying something for Shearers sake. Say something for the fans that pay his incredibly stupid wages which have yet to be justified by matches played.

I think Allardyce will use Emre as a deep playmaker, just guessing of course.

Muller sponsor one is Aston Villa.

I want you to unplug your keyboard.

No title, just a big steaming turd on the front.

Considering Martins has been playing the entire season in the shitfest that is our squad, he wins the striker competition by a fucking farms length. The fact some of you are even trying to suggest Kuyt is better than Martins based on this season (and better suited to us) makes me wet myself like an 11 year old girl at a Justin Timberlake concert.

It's like Bramble is intentionally trying to be the shittest defender ever.

Colin Cooper

I'd play Hitler and Mussolini in midfield if it meant we'd actually create goals for a change.

N'Zogbia, Taylor, Parker, Martins. Take your pick. Agree on the point Martins will probably develop into the player people think he is.

How do you know whether the original poster makes a good point if you've never been to SJP? That's right Gemmil, find those heretics and burn them out son. For the good of the club.