Doug

Come to Portugal. Its not in Brazil

This should be a new tactic, just get Colo to kick everyone in sight his wonderful wavy looks and innocent smile will make sure he gets away with it. Plus refs will feel sorry for him that he didn't get to go home. We are missing a trick if we don't IMO. Sounds like a Viz top tip, Are you due for a jolly good thrashing? Simply get your captain to smash his boot into their best players face,severely damaging his nose. It happened last week to Demba Ba, Luckily we all saw the funny side. Oh how we laughed as the physio tried in vain to stem the flow of blood and snot from continuously hemmoraging into his mouth and eyes, lol.

willo & simmo must have been the splits on the right side of the join that allowed the sole to flap off a bit letting water in and a little bit of loose sock to stick out.

Apart from playing well, we got among them and roughed them up. Demba like a photo negative of Groucho Marx before he finally hobbled off, looked hilarious.

Too right.

Blow the bastad whistle webb

Looking forward to going in to work this afternoon. Living just outside Birmingham our place is full of Villa fans. Revenge is Sweet.

They couldnt beat Brentford ffs

Tollemache, the appeasement may have paid off, well done.

A football field can be quite an effective sanctuary to escape lifes off field troubles if only for 90mins. I am sure Colo will be ok once kick off time comes.

About 3K. It comprises of about a third of the Doug Ellis stand upper and lower tiers (the side opposite the dugouts and tunnel)

Hopefully improved results and team performance will make him content and he will settle down again beyond the summer to see out his contract.

Fancy pretending to be hurt to get a premier league footballer sent off. He should be ashamed of himself lol

Music to the ears. The missing piece, please let it be alongside Colo not instead of him.

Graham Carr is almost our DOF as he is choosing who plays for us.

Correct. It has been only half addressed with Debuchy. For two seasons now this has been ignored, How we finished 5th last year was a miracle.

Ashley does'nt care, of that I am convinced. He is horrendously wealthy enough to take the financial hit of relegation. It would impact on his opulent lifestyle not one iota. He will enjoy seeing our pain.

He won't get sacked because Ashley would have to pay his contract up.

Could it be that I,m able to watch MOD for once

GTFI

If we don't win, it's all your fault. I hope you accept this. Bar Taylor and arguably Bigi that is the best team we have fit. Hopefully good enough to beat reading at home. Cabaye and Marveaux could win this for us if they are on their game today. I'm praying that i don't have watch Shola throwing himself on the floor all game again today i'd prefer we gave the quick promising campbell a shot at some point. Would be delighted if Taylor came in instead of Williamson. Also prefer Bigi over Anita. We desperately need HBA back and a new really quick left sided striker/goal scoring left winger. How can it be our best team? Williamson is still there.

Listening to Tollemache reminds me of Neville Chamberlain reasoning with Adolf Hitler. Our owner is just about to Invade his Poland but Tollemache is waving his little piece of paper so all is well. Who will be our Winston to stop this appeaser?

We would end up with a far weaker squad than last time and few if any of those left have the mentality of Nolan and co. Mind you the wage bill would plummet!! If we went down, unless we recruited well, I doubt we would come straight back up. I know that , you know that. But does Ashley ? I wouldn't anything past him bar the common sense approach. He doesnt give a fuck anyway man.

I doubt Ashley will ever act like a fan owner with a desire for on field glory. He has the financial clout to win the Premier league if he was really interested.