Unbelievable

Oh dear, this is the striker lad who claims we were after him also, isn't it..?

Ameobi keeps the ball.. Commentator on crack or what?

Ridiculous sub..

What's with all the backheels...? We aren't 3-0 up for fucks sake..

Fuck off Nolan you idiot!

Potential.. How old do commentators and journalists think he is..?

KRUL!!!

YES!!

Unbelievable! save from Krul!

He said something about them not getting goals i thought Not scoring or creating he said

Aye, class statement..

Agreed, far from our worst player in the first half..

Shearere legend: "I don't know why I'm laughing"

That was NOT a poor ball.. We just have no right wing..

Taylor: "Now, if set-pieces aren’t right, we practise until they are. Last season, it was almost a case of thinking ‘they’ll be okay on Saturday’ . They weren’t." Right..

Oh shit..

Duff man you puff..

Great play by Carroll!!

Decent from Carroll, Enrique and Jonas so far. The rest have picked up where they left off..

Carroll was completely free at the first post. Of course Nolan couldn't get it to him..

Not so bad..

Lucliky I can't hear them. Sound gone for anybody else?

Why have we got Carroll as our playmaker?

Aaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhh