Unbelievable

two from three Looks like it

Decent try Mitro

Cos he gives a flying f*** when he's playing for France. So France do have a manager?

We're winning right? I mean all I see is Bournemouth attacking.

Hamstring gone for Dummass. So that's Colback lb until he next picks up a caution, after that who knows...

Again

Only a matter of time before we concede again, we're hopeless

Hoof after hoof after hoof

Steve's bottled it

45% possesion, 0 shots on target, unlucky

Beeeewwwww

Looking forward to Steve explaining we're making progress in the process of how we approach the games

Tragic

Anita left back

Bwahaha, making our own luck

Just seen lineup. Riviere ffs!?

Wow

The big question with Mitro is: does he have the attributes required to ever make it at this level? It's unfair to judge a young striker coming in from another league on his first season in a way, but the worry for me is his complete lack of athleticism or pace, which is really the first and foremost you would look for when in search of a PL striker. He's also deceptively weak for such a stocky lad. Us going down could be the making of him like it was for Carroll, but if we stay up I fear for his future and I certainly wouldn't want to go into another season depending on him coming good after a bedding in year.

The only way we're getting rid is if some other club comes in and offers us a couple of million for him. It's not going to happen people.

Don't even think there would have been two as big as Villa and one of us/Mackems. In the event Norwich do survive then certainly not. Which also means coming back up at the first time of asking is likely to be a lot harder than it proved to be last time.

Just the one? Seriously, McClaren is a sucker for 4-5-1 and persists with it even though it's evidently not working. Have we even tried two up top this season for example?

No way?

Thought too much about that. You'd have to scoop up the s*** up and post it through, shirley? Given he's presumably got gates, it'll probably be one of those little box things up a height. Nee way you're getting your arse that high off the ground to s*** directly in without a stepladder.

"We are here for a reason, and we have to continue" makes it sound like he was hired to take us down. Would explain a lot.