Unbelievable

After years of suffering Pardball, why would you go out of your way to see some more. Chances are he will do quite well initially too.

Boos

Aye, haven't seen anything to suggest he is ready for this level unfortunately. How he gets in ahead of Chucky I will never know.

Alnwick, Dummett, Williamson, Elliott, Saylor. The new manager has so much shite to shift in defense.

Alnwick

Ayoze

Ayoze

Two left backs

Sissoko's touch

How can we fall apart to this extent ffs?

Dummett

Oh wow. Fuck off Carver

Because it's not?

Colo

Holy cow

They see him as a left back who can fill in at centre back obviously, for some insane reason.

I doubt it. Of course he is. It's Geordie day

Oh dear. Ah well, the transfer windows opens today doesn't it?

Ayoze

Holy shit

Pat Murphy BBC Radio 5 live at Villa Park HALF-TIME Aston Villa 0-0 Crystal Palace Posted at "This game has been a shocker. It's a Gorgonzola of a stinker." Pardew's influence at work already

Good first half

Riviere poor bastard, playing well enough though. The whole team looks invigorated.

Poor bastards