The Bonk

Been poor on the ball, agreed.

What's Dykes got against hair? He also on the Scotch swim team?

Total naff. Slim shady vibes.

He and Ronaldo were unbelievable in that tournament as teenagers. I'm old enough to remember it like it was yesterday and the cruel joke of Shepard saying we were tabling an offer.

Shocking that it was Rashford of all people.

From a neutral standpoint, this is absolutely grim viewing.

he's back, thank fuck.

Yes, loved Money Mike, shit that it appears he's gone. Thanks!

Account is gone now. What was the tweet?

Just for the second leg.

That clip makes our horrid attempt at top flight football ESL worthy. Fucking hell!

Glad to see I share the same 'dad physique' as a 'professional footballer'.

Is it because he always looks like he's come from or is heading to a fox hunt?

Completely agreed, mate. My fear is that it’s a group of chancers, but whatever isn’t Ashley is at least the form of change. What we all want is some type of effort that shows owners are putting money made by the club, back into the club. I’ll be happy if we reinvest and hire football people who can give us some direction and development as a bigger club in England. That’s it, all I ask.

I’ll engage. I chuckled at the dark forces quote like I hoped everyone did here, as it was peak Ashley. For the takeover to be playing out in the courts, it tells the realist in me that it’s far from done. That means we’ll be stuck with Ashley and Cabbage Heed for next season. Rinse and repeat exactly the same season we just had, with a few unexpected wins, shit signings and maybe some sort of verdict from litigation in the fall. I expect it to not be favourable, because Newcastle.

Preach @Ando7, preach!

Disappointed we never saw a driveway photo of him in his Dr. Who themed PJ’s and Big Foot slippers shackled at the arms and legs.

love this. “Telt ya we shoulda left him at home, Derek”

2nd was a tricky left footed finish after it coming off the post. He’s class.

Up to the dizzying heights of 13th. What a time we're having.

Why is it at 4-0, I'm able to unclench?

LOL

I'm putting this in here, because the cheek of this cunt is off the charts.

Been a different side without Jota.

Only once the beer can river races have been completed or the assigned seat has been self installed prior to kickoff.