The Bonk

Had no business getting any points from that match. Is that Gordon celebrating the first Everton goal warming up?

Think I’d rather watch her than the ex pro’s.

Funny that it's been going up since VAR came around.......

This is a canny read: https://theanalyst.com/na/2023/12/goals-galore-how-the-premier-league-is-producing-more-goals-than-ever-before/ Love nerding out on Opta Stats.

So shite for Luton. Hopefully they take some confidence from this regardless and manage to stay up, but I can see Everton catching them at some point.

That's Liverpool levels of jammy goals and of course it comes after the extra time should have ran out.

How so? Too near sided for you? I like it, feels like the camera is over the pitch, it's the pitchside jumpcuts that require some sea legs.

Wolves up after some comical passing by Burnley in their own half. Brutal.

Burnley should be 1 up. Nice save by Bentley.

This would be Fenwick actually noting their existence or relevance, of which they've managed to severely diminish.

I gotchu: https://theathletic.com/4837505/2023/09/07/timewasting-bookings-minutes-added/ Opta doesn't release publicly to the date unfortunately: https://theanalyst.com/eu/2023/08/premier-league-stats-2023-24/

In case you need a reminder:

I think he does a somewhat muted celebration regardless. Eddie will have had a word with him about character and integrity. That being said, if the crowd are giving it to him, I am sure he’d love a snide little look for the cameras tucked away if he does score. He’s still a scouser.

Love this photo and this damn kid, man. I was hyped when we signed him and I'm even happier that he's come good. He's having a breakout season in the most strangest of story arc's for us. I can't look beyond Bruno being our main man, but I'm stoked this kid is realizing his potential with us and Eddie.

I personally love your heel turn in this thread.

I used similar colour to try to make it look skin toned. My team name was, “In The Buff Bagwells” named after the wrestler and that we bagged lots of goals.

Walker doesn’t look like he should be that rapid

The operating structure and culture at that club is rotten. It’s the same at Chelsea, there’s no togetherness, just infighting and, in Man U’s case, a host of overpaid players lacking discipline or any sort of commitment. At least that’s the shite the media circus seems to report on. Oh, and their owners are complete arseholes, which trickles down through the club and into the fanbase, bar @Froggy, who’s sound.

Really is, a complete shitfest.

Unreal that stayed out.

Mint.

McBurnie off.

I was more confident against Chelsea, knew we’d win even when they leveled. Think it’ll be close tonight.

O’Shea does McBurnie dirty for the elbow 2min ago. Turned scrappy here after the second goal. Kompany booked

McBurnie throwing elbows, dirty git.