The Bonk

What had Johnson done to Santos previously? Santos exiting on a red back to 'planet hard cunt'.

I'm assuming that was from River Plate and the same price Benfica actually paid. So funny. How is any of this above board? We so much as ripple a butt cheek close to FFP and it's over analysis from everyone under the sun, while clubs like Chelsea shit all over FFP and it's tumbleweed city. Fuck UEFA/FIFA, the cunts that run the PL and anyone else who's clearly corrupted the game, man. Honestly.

@GeordieDazzler He could use somebody like Eddie to push him to the next level. Fonseca is not an elite manager/coach.

Teams interested might not want to pay Lille's price tag. I think his poor WC really cost the move he was after. That being said, I think he's quality still, if he has an awesome first half, he'll go somewhere in January. Juve are interested apparently.

It looks pathetically delicious.

Especially Arsenal, figured they’d have done it when the new stadium opened

I was going with “What’s luv?” By Fat Joe

some of your best work, Mr. Jam.

Burnley is such a shithole.

Can't stand Burnley, but I want Kompany to do well. That was horrific defending.

They were a good watch for a few seasons there, really gone to shit in a hurry.

Soft skills began a slow death with younger Millennials and has fallen off a cliff with the generation behind.

the perfect screen grab

I prefer this kit to the green, but don’t mind it either. We’re sitting off them a bit right now, not pressing a much. Barnes will be awesome under Howe, he looks brilliant with our mix of cloggers and first teamers.

You'll never have the natural @Beth flow of shitposting, mate. Succumb to it.

Hmmmm....good shout, but those Germany and Bayern teams were so good it allowed him to have that freedom on the ball. I think you could argue Buffon had more of a role in Italy's success than Neuer in Germany's.

I can't see Howe letting him go this year, like Anderson, I believe he has selected players he feels are best guided by himself/his staff.

GOAT Keeper for me.

@brummie I have a sneaking suspicion you'll quite enjoy your football this year, mate. Barring any injuries to key players, but same goes for us. Think it'll be a competitive top of half the table this season.

Raya probably saves that Diaby goal, well taken, but a better keeper gets to it.

Can't believe he got on the end of that. Would have been some goal.

He didn't do any of that, the club did most of it. He was just present and kicked the odd pella in against the Scum.

Virtue signalling.