Adam

What the fuck is happening

I do love how you can just run in front of someone, not play the ball and it's a foul. Also HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Some dubious capacity figures but interesting non the less.

Amazed he's been allowed to play with the charges hanging over him. Seems a decent player but a total bellend.

Not sure having a river thats behind everyone else is better. Nice to know a goal is coming. Letsffucking go and smash these cunts.

He's running for a header, Isak puts his foot up. Bloke heads the ball then falls over his foot.

How is that a pen? Bloke head the ball then falls over.

Toney passed it to Pope who guessed the correct side. Terrible pen.

Odds on Frank making it to the end of the season?

Thats a truly awful pen. Hopefully we wake the fuck up now.

JUST PUT IT IN THE NET!

Man United 2-1 Everton Villa 1-1 Forest Brentford 0-2 Newcastle Fulham 2-1 West Ham Leicester 2-2 Bournemouth Spurs 1-2 Brighton Wolves 0-2 Chelsea Southampton 0-3 Man City Leeds 3-1 Palace Liverpool 1-3 Arsenal

But this time we can actually defend

Fucking ice man

Not even sure thats a foul, bowen just runs in to willocks foot.

We're 2-0 up with Isak Willock and Gordon to bring on, this could get very messy.

Two players brought in, both score. Eddie master class.

YESSSSSSSSSS

Do teams not realise leaving Wilson unmarked 2 yards out is mental?

Football needs sin bins, yellow cards are worthless players will happily take them knowing there is very little risk attached. Once you start getting sin binned for 5-10 mins for a yellow card offence, you'll see a lot less of them. Abusing the ref, 5 mins in the bin. You could keep the same two yellows = red as now so if you get sin binned again in the game its a 1 game ban.

Post your all time premier league NUFC 5 aside team below. How I fit in Rob Lee, Bruno and Pedro is now the problem.

Looking very good considering we have to play spurs at home still E I E I O

Spurs look fucking awful here, we will destroy them at SJP