Adam

The bloke who scored for Sunderland isn't even in the fantasy football database!

Fuck right off Southampton

Its just like FIFA when you hold sprint for that second too long...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23d0TwN7Hd8

Sub off Iniesta, bring on Xavi. This shouldn't be allowed.

Just far too good.

Can we reopen the poll please!

In that case I'll try to get some tickets, guessing we'll have to drive down as I dont trust public transport outside NYC.

I'll be in San Fran on 11th April, I see San Jose have a home game vs Vancouver so we're thinking of heading down to it. Will it be worth it? Tickets are about $30

Don't be daft, Barca will destroy city.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TIME TO PARK LE AUTOBUS

Not even a booking that

Barca are light years above city

Changed my team to put sterling in to midfield and bench Kane. Thankfully I forgot to press confirm, looking at 60+ points when the bonus gets added.

The photo is in the security bit in Newcastle Airport.

WOW Everton as so so bad

Far too good for us

Was going to put in Austin but decided to keep Pele, took out toure for hazard and left sterling in rather than bring in Silva. Couldn't of been worse.

Not sure if its showing, anyway check here https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/545905688028143616/photo/1

Was going to transfer out costa but now Kun is injured he's out. Question is who the fuck replaces him!

Having a shitter, left O'shea out for the past few weeks and he keeps getting clean sheets, stupid SMB

Well the was unexpected....

Clock doesn't stop for corners though, so I doubt that'll count. IMHO. My thoughts exactly, can't think anyone has scored a faster goal coming on as a sub at halftime.

According to my googling it seems Bendtner has the fastest goal by a substitute with 1.8 seconds. Though he was on the pitch for about a minute before that, then scores from a corner when play resumes.

Only saw the second half but was back to what I'd expect from him, really good at breaking down play with the pace to exploit the gaps. Where did he play in the first half? Part of middle 3 with Anita and Colback or on the right?