Yorkie

Bundesliga been absolutely rinsed this summer.

He theoretically became available ten days ago so we must have put the feelers out during that period, whilst making one last pursuit for a PL star - which was always the preferred option. When Wolves slammed the door we engaged Stuttgart and bish bash bosh.

Nick Deadcanny

It was Larne and Shamrock there last season. Still cool though.

Caught up in the Big Nick stuff I've barely processed my thoughts on this. Can't get over the extent of the nostalgia tour here, like. Definitely would've liked at least one other fresh opponent but what the heck, some incredible ties and some incredible memories to rekindle. Have vivid ones of PSV and particularly Marseille (Drogba ) in 03/04. Feels like there's a bit of a personal score to settle in the Velodrome so will look forward to that. Tough games; no gimmes, assuming USG ain't mugs.

Just saw Palace barely snuck past Fredrikstad 1-0 on aggregate. Surely that trophy is going to a different league this year?

If we end up with W&W I can probably pivot to not giving much a fuck about Isak whatever happens, just as long as they pay his market value. We'll have what we need to move on with an extremely refreshed attacking squad, and he'll be in the rear view mirror. Two new lads to go to war for.

Can't wait for the Big Dan v Big Nick content like.

Volter-marder, aye?

How do you scream it? Asking for a friend called Peter.

Can't believe everyone got their out-of-the-blue dopamine bonanza in the end. Get Wissa n'all and let's make mashed potato out of Union Saint Gillshite. Toon Toon!!

Andy Howe must have polished his big shoes and honked his nose extra hard to get this done.

Fucking lol.

Some fabulous ties. Amusing and a bit disappointing that we've got so many former opponents but never mind. Should be fun. Please get a striker.

At least give us Pafos man.

Definitely a bit disappointed that we've not got a single fresh opponent.

Feels incredibly hard so far. Amazing ties.

We are not equipped for these fixtures.

Suppose the draw is actually quite exciting for little old us as we find out one by one.

Barca at home, phwoar.

Not Madrid then.

Wot, so the draw has all been done off screen has it?

I think there's value to them in burying it so you spend longer on the page.