Parky

They never pass to Torres when he's clear...

Terry dead.

Would be literally amazing. The meltdown on RAWK would be epic. It would be beyond epic it would be armageddon, the form would melt and stry zombie posters would write in aramaic about god and stuff...

1-3 would have made the second half interesting.

London is a total nightmare these days.

CD's always have a nightmare first season in the PL anyway.

4th is a legitimate target. We qualifyied for Euro last year with what looked like a rickety squad and playing Williamson for a long period. If there was ever a time to get back on the positive train it would be now imho.

Those sides bar Chelsea are all significantly weaker this season plus two of them have managers under massive pressure: AVB and Rodgers. Everton have no quality in depth whatsoever. I'd like to see if Arsenal brings anyone else in.

Chelsea? Agree, though you'd hope so after ploughing £70m in. Arsenal? Unless their new strikers start to click, and Song gets replaced, they haven't (though the £10m profit may ease the boards concerns). Tottenham? Losing King, Dawson, Corluka, Kranjcar, and presumably Modric, with only Gilfi and Vertongan as new faces? Nah. Everton? Well, they still have £5m profit, so thats nice. But after one big name out, only one decent new face in - Mirallas. Good player, but strengthened more than us? Debatable. Liverpool? £30m down, and we're now running scared? Are we fuck. Fulham? Nah. Anyone else? Nah. We'll finish above those clubs bar Chelsea.

Whoever I captain never scores, so will be leaving Torres till after we've played them.

It'll be a wages grab.

Enough time for 5 pens.

Young?

Silly playing Carrick AND Scholes.

Ashley will dive for pen.

Make a dash for the Ecudorian embassy.

Putting up a good fight.

Champions League every time??? The stench of delusion from that site is appalling. I honestly think they'd struggle to understand they're not a top four club anymore if they ended up in the bottom half But it's only because of Roy. And Americans. An the FA. And the media. And luck. And the woodwork. And Alex Ferguson.

Same here. Another chance on Wed bro.

Done alright.

This is his new 'thing' he refuses to touch the ball for the first 10min.

Yep. Ridiculous.

It's a ref conspiracy apparently.

Love the way Hatem was determined to take the pen. Get in.