Parky

Barely contain himself in the post match interview from chuckling. I think he needed some success early or the pressure would become intense.

1: Almunia 117 - - West Brom (H) 2: Lescott 196 - - Blackburn (H) 3: Clichy 146 - - West Brom (H) 4: Konchesky 72 - - Hull City (A) 5: Deco - - - Portsmouth (H) 6: Gutierrez - - - Man Utd (A) 7: Barry 178 - - Man City (H) 8: Arteta 105 - - Blackburn (H) 9: Adebayor © 200 - - West Brom (H) 10: Berbatov 177 - - Middlesbrough (A) 11: King 24 - - Fulham (H) 12: Jaaskelainen 90 - - Stoke City (H) 13: Distin 133 - - Chelsea (A) 14: Diao - - - Bolton (A) 15: Meite 50 - - Arsenal (A)

Good post, sums up my thoughts and I didn't know that about Bassong's age. Cacapa by no stretch of the imagination is a PL def.

Terrible player. Allows attackers to run at him as he backs off all the way into his 6yd box, before even thinking about entertaining the idea of putting in a challenge. Clueless defender. Southgate will be the toast of the town for Arsenal fans tonight. Ha ha..

Is there a link to this breaking news?

I reckon we could nick him for about 4m

A despondent Kevin Keegan has revealed he has no idea if new signing Jonas Gutierrez will be available to play in Newcastle’s season opener against Manchester United. Keegan appears to be in the dark over a lot of issues at St James’ Park right now, including the current situation regarding the £10 million purchase of Fabricio Coloccini. One of Keegan’s closest friends Arthur Cox has also left the club due to a reported fall-out over the role of Dennis Wise, and the Newcastle boss was far from his positive self after their friendly win over Valencia. The Magpies were hammered twice by the champions last season and Keegan knows he will need every one of his best players if they are to avoid a similar fate this time. Gutierrez has been appearing in pre-season, but will not be able to make his competitive debut unless Mallorca release his registration forms. And Keegan admitted he is in the dark on “Spiderman’s” availability for the trip to Old Trafford. “I don’t know, I hope so,” he stated. Setanta.

In the modern era most clubs are busy developing a brand, exporting their image abroad and looking for new pastures to make money from merchandise and the like...In this environment it is critical that the press be managed and we develop our relationship with them to gain as much positive newsspace as possible, the other way in the long run will only hurt us. We are all aware it is better to feed little stories now and again and keep a semblence of control rather than have the wolf at the door making up shit. Your point about a hungry 24/7 media is the key really, they have space to fill and if they don't get something or there is too much silence from the club they will go on their merry way assuming somthing is wrong....That is the nature or the beast. The moderm media is a huge machiine, attached to mulit-billion pound conglomorates world wide, it's just silly to think we can go to war with them or shut them out without negative consequences.

Well it looks like Wisey is having fun anyway.

You gimp.

Done.

Deal done.

We should take the money.

No safety required from you mate.

...cause this thread is full of exactitudes...(look it up)?

Yeah alright. Cheers.

There was a late bid from another club (don't know), hence the holdup. Fingers crossed.

That's the evening entertainment fucked.

Could be. Either that or the Collo wait must just been some kind of administration. The deal is done surely.

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you haven't got a clue Dave. Sorry like. I win. Fuck you. fuck you too. Ashley wins by the way, when he walks away with the money. Soopa mike the saviour You would rather Ashley stayed than Ambani wouldn't you, just in the remote chance that he will ever match the Halls and Shepherd ? Who will agree with you on this, apart from the obvious one or two mackems.gif 21billion v 2 billion it's a no brainer.

mackems.gif Your a funny guy when your not camping it up or waffling on about Milner. Fekin hell. Quite the random crack across the skull.

When you move to Stockholm mate, there are some other activities that should take precedence.

There's no need to peck each other to death he's coming.