Parky

Gerrard would be ideal Knows the game inside out.

I said a few weeks back they haven't talked to anybody. Put some random names on a list and lost it in the pub.

Magaluf with Stoney and Woody. Best holiday in the PL apparently.

People shouldn't get the idea that Charmless does anything without Jabba's say so.

Head on a spike would be too good.

For a football club there is a real absence of football men. Shamblers.

It seems some sort of computerised 'Moneyball' system has been in use and produced all the shit signings.

Thread title needs changing to something horrific.

We used to think that was all Pardclue's doing. I think it's clear now that a lot of it was actually the 'players'.

KB must have said to him...For FFS you have to at least look like you care! Camera cutting to his wooden acting when we missed those chances. They really must think we're muppets.

Think his jobs on the line.

Willo 3 hrs late on a pacy forward.

Keegler vibes. Always the most energising.

Astounding.

This is all Tyler Blackett's fault.

Ozil last 17 touches - feign to shoot - pass sideways.

Will someone have a shot ffs!

Ozil will totally fade about now..

England's future semi-crocks Walcott and Ox nowhere to be seen.

Even in the box sometimes they're thinking about a pass. FFS!

No idea why Sanchez has to come so deep to pick up the ball when he should be causing havoc in the final phase.

Ozil has been junk bar those first few months.

Lord!

Van Donkey throws a lazy right at it and then check his hair.

When will Wenger get a proper striker?