Parky

Barton, Geremi....Now this Smith stuff along with Diop...They are all cloggers and run-around-a-lotters. While Man City are signing creamy players with skillz and shit. Why can't we have a shexy player? Heart monitors yes...But where is the soul?

It's Anton. mackems.gif

Even with the worst case scenario at least we've seen the back of FS.

I hope to fekin God it isn't Anton or Hadyn or whatever he's called. mackems.gif

How about have a larf with £1billion of fat Ashley's money before he realises?

Oi!

He's clearly not thinking at the moment. He should realise he is hurting the club.

If Owen starts we'll play 442.

They are assembling a handy squad, but how many Serie A players have adapted well and made it in the Prem? Risky strategy IMO. How many of them have been managed by someone with Serie A experience who can speak a bajillion different languages? I have faith in Sven. Especially given his apparent buying in pairs strategy. Two Bulgarians, Two Brazillians, Two Italians...should help these guys settle in. Bojinov, Elano, and Corluka all fmtastic! *Sven looks up distractedly from his latest season on the computer* "I'll take two of each".

Is he any good??!! He's brilliant.

Seriously though, Parky is just a slightly mystical version of Alan Oliver. Yeah but I'm a ladeez man on top. And a Gents underneath? Groomer. :parky: Better than being the fluffer, one supposes. Yes one would suppose.

As many are aware the club are currently £80m in debt overall and without going into the nitty gritty and technicalities it is in our long term interest to clear this as soon as possible or at least get it down. There is a feeling doing the rounds that Mr Mort is all for tackling this head on now and maybe holding back on the bigger transfers. If we go into this season with a workmanlike def ie another CD and one or two reasonable full backs would people consider it a failure?

Seriously though, Parky is just a slightly mystical version of Alan Oliver. Yeah but I'm a ladeez man on top. And a Gents underneath? Groomer. :parky:

Seriously though, Parky is just a slightly mystical version of Alan Oliver. Yeah but I'm a ladeez man on top.

Owen will be available for the first game I've got no doubts about that. It is a simple thigh strain is all. Just trying to make a melodrama out of a story. Owen is fitter now than he has ever been.

That is all clueless supposition tbh and rehashes of other media guessing over the last week. WH haven't offerred £4m for Dyer at all.

He has always been petulant, dismissive, lacking respect for his elders and an all round bad egg.

Its a occupational hazard. Being a footballer means much more than kicking a ball about, something Dyer in ten years here hasn't learned, well maybe he did, just took him years to figure it out. I'm sure for the millions he's earned for nothing i'd take a few eggs But it wouldn't happen to me, as fans would never have a problem with me, i'd respect the club paying my £80kpw far too much to fuk them about. End of the day, his past has caught up with him SLIGHTLY, and if that's all that ever happens to him he's got off lightly. I'm not condoning any of it, but can understand why someone would want to abuse him before he left. I have to agree, while not condoning what happened and agreeing with Mort in a way that this is not the right type of image we want when trying to lure players here, we also have to take a step back and be a bit sensible about this. Ok his house got pelted with some eggs - it shouldn't have happened, but no one was killed, maimed, decapitated, caught the plague ect. Some people have very short memories when it comes to Dyer, not so long ago he was dragging our clubs name through the dirt with his handbags crap with Bowyer. Everyone wanted to lynch Bowyer, but Dyer seems to have been conveniently forgiven. What about his part in Bobby Robsons departure, yes the details are open to debate but he definitely didn't help matters. Plus there's all his off field shanahans, like getting his cock out, burning money in front of fans' faces, home movie debut ect. Like it has been said before, if this is SO distressing for poor old Dyer, why hasn't he handed in a TRANSFER REQUEST? Why? because it's got fuk all to do about his family, it's all about him and his agent getting one last big payday. To think of all the money that the club's spent on sending him all around the world getting the best doctors to try and sort out his career (not to mention his 60k-80k a WEEK wages). Think of all the games (about 90%) he's played when he looks like he doesn't give a shit (apart form sunday when he was in the shop window, funny that isn't it?), and what does he do when it at last looks like he might be clear of his injuries? He want's out. And to think of all the people who were calling for Owen to be sold and criticising him for the amount of games he's played for us. At least when he's played he's done the business for us. Ramage get's slated everytime he plays, fair enough he's not good enough but at least he's honest and tries. Dyer HAS the talent, but just uses it when he feels like it and that is worse than any of the others. I do think that out squad is dangerously thin and I thought that we should keep dyer to make up the numbers, but the more I think about it I would rather have Harper playing than him (ok, slight eggageration). Seriously though this parasite has bled us dry for 8 years and I think now, enough is enough. Bye, bye. Dyer is about as responsible for the incident with Bowyer as he is for having some cretins chuck eggs at his house tbh. What the fuck are "off field shanahans" btw? People have wanted him out of the club FOR YEARS. Now he finally acquiesces and admits he wants to leave and we get "Eh? But what about all the money we've spend on medical fees, you ungrateful bastard?" He can't fucking win. As for Dyer's performances, I think it's pretty clear that for the vast majority of his time here he's been playing injured. Even when he was brought back into the team, he was never fully fit. It's only last season that we finally had him at a decent level of fitness for a prolonged period, but by then the damage was done and people have made their mind up to despise him. And he's been nowhere near as bad as people try to make out when he has played. Not even close. I think it's a shame he's leaving because he can be a good player for us, but I totally understand him wanting to go. Especially in light of recent incidents and the fact that he must know that trying to win the fans back over is a pointless exercise. Now you've gone to the other extreme totally absolving Dire from any wrong doing and portraying him as the victim. Total Bollocks!!! The final final straw for me was the way Dire played for the rest of the season following the AZ Alkmaar defeat. He couldn't be arsed to pick his feet up and virtually said that would be the case when he was interviewed following the defeat in Holland. He's a fucking waster who has had far too many chances here. If West Ham have offered £5million as reported, I'd be more than happy to take that and kick him out of the door. I'm not absolving him of anything. I think he's been guilty of acting a prick on occasion, but that he's done nothing to garner the level of hatred (and it is HATRED) that some people feel for him. I'm also pointing out that a lot of this hatred MUST stem from the fact that he's injured, as the individual incidents that people keep harping back to, whilst regrettable and indicative of the fact that he's probably not too nice a lad, are not THAT big a deal in the grand scheme of things. What a bit of booing and some eggs? Lucky he wasn't playing for Napoli or Fluminese eh. Nah, you'd know what I'm talking about if you went to the match tbh. [/fighting cheap shot with cheap shot] Sorry.

Its a occupational hazard. Being a footballer means much more than kicking a ball about, something Dyer in ten years here hasn't learned, well maybe he did, just took him years to figure it out. I'm sure for the millions he's earned for nothing i'd take a few eggs But it wouldn't happen to me, as fans would never have a problem with me, i'd respect the club paying my £80kpw far too much to fuk them about. End of the day, his past has caught up with him SLIGHTLY, and if that's all that ever happens to him he's got off lightly. I'm not condoning any of it, but can understand why someone would want to abuse him before he left. I have to agree, while not condoning what happened and agreeing with Mort in a way that this is not the right type of image we want when trying to lure players here, we also have to take a step back and be a bit sensible about this. Ok his house got pelted with some eggs - it shouldn't have happened, but no one was killed, maimed, decapitated, caught the plague ect. Some people have very short memories when it comes to Dyer, not so long ago he was dragging our clubs name through the dirt with his handbags crap with Bowyer. Everyone wanted to lynch Bowyer, but Dyer seems to have been conveniently forgiven. What about his part in Bobby Robsons departure, yes the details are open to debate but he definitely didn't help matters. Plus there's all his off field shanahans, like getting his cock out, burning money in front of fans' faces, home movie debut ect. Like it has been said before, if this is SO distressing for poor old Dyer, why hasn't he handed in a TRANSFER REQUEST? Why? because it's got fuk all to do about his family, it's all about him and his agent getting one last big payday. To think of all the money that the club's spent on sending him all around the world getting the best doctors to try and sort out his career (not to mention his 60k-80k a WEEK wages). Think of all the games (about 90%) he's played when he looks like he doesn't give a shit (apart form sunday when he was in the shop window, funny that isn't it?), and what does he do when it at last looks like he might be clear of his injuries? He want's out. And to think of all the people who were calling for Owen to be sold and criticising him for the amount of games he's played for us. At least when he's played he's done the business for us. Ramage get's slated everytime he plays, fair enough he's not good enough but at least he's honest and tries. Dyer HAS the talent, but just uses it when he feels like it and that is worse than any of the others. I do think that out squad is dangerously thin and I thought that we should keep dyer to make up the numbers, but the more I think about it I would rather have Harper playing than him (ok, slight eggageration). Seriously though this parasite has bled us dry for 8 years and I think now, enough is enough. Bye, bye. Dyer is about as responsible for the incident with Bowyer as he is for having some cretins chuck eggs at his house tbh. What the fuck are "off field shanahans" btw? People have wanted him out of the club FOR YEARS. Now he finally acquiesces and admits he wants to leave and we get "Eh? But what about all the money we've spend on medical fees, you ungrateful bastard?" He can't fucking win. As for Dyer's performances, I think it's pretty clear that for the vast majority of his time here he's been playing injured. Even when he was brought back into the team, he was never fully fit. It's only last season that we finally had him at a decent level of fitness for a prolonged period, but by then the damage was done and people have made their mind up to despise him. And he's been nowhere near as bad as people try to make out when he has played. Not even close. I think it's a shame he's leaving because he can be a good player for us, but I totally understand him wanting to go. Especially in light of recent incidents and the fact that he must know that trying to win the fans back over is a pointless exercise. Now you've gone to the other extreme totally absolving Dire from any wrong doing and portraying him as the victim. Total Bollocks!!! The final final straw for me was the way Dire played for the rest of the season following the AZ Alkmaar defeat. He couldn't be arsed to pick his feet up and virtually said that would be the case when he was interviewed following the defeat in Holland. He's a fucking waster who has had far too many chances here. If West Ham have offered £5million as reported, I'd be more than happy to take that and kick him out of the door. I'm not absolving him of anything. I think he's been guilty of acting a prick on occasion, but that he's done nothing to garner the level of hatred (and it is HATRED) that some people feel for him. I'm also pointing out that a lot of this hatred MUST stem from the fact that he's injured, as the individual incidents that people keep harping back to, whilst regrettable and indicative of the fact that he's probably not too nice a lad, are not THAT big a deal in the grand scheme of things. What a bit of booing and some eggs? Lucky he wasn't playing for Napoli or Fluminese eh.

They weren't one liners they were the dry residue of my utter boredom with this thread. Eggs? I ask you?!

I know I should, but I'm trying to rehabilitate these spanners. I believe in NO as a form of therapy for the feeble-minded. Seriously though, I agree with your point re understanding/condoning. Gemmill in Dyer cause celebre shock!

This kind of incident can hurt a players feelings.

Shearer might not make a good manager shock. :parky:

But were they golden eggs? And were they all in one basket? I think we should be told.

Peace camp set up round Dyer's house. 72yr old woman arrested for wearing fake fur. Jumble sale cancelled.