Come to think of it, we don't have one 'hard man' in our entire squad.
Keane would win pretty easy, if we're taking this whole thing literally.
We don't have a player who you'd say would obviously be a great fighter in our team. All the tenacious ones are quite small, while the big fuckers we have seem a bit soft.
Martins would probably be useful in a fight.
Gooch could punch the snot out of 99% of the league tbh.
Was gonna mention him, but he's not really our player anymore.
Still tough as sticks though
If Big Sam landed first it would be over in 20 secs.