ScottishMagpie

What is this black magic you talk about?

Are the players "doing it for mike" then?

IF it goes the way we are all thinking the hope today's the day that the fans finally find their dark side.

It's like a twisted version of star wars.... ashley is jabba and pards is leia.

No no no.....just pure f***ing NO! You don't say that before a match. Just get tae f*** ya bawbag. ps. the quote bit, not the blasphemy.

Probably more chance of people asking him for a wave. Inspite of Ashley's banning orders and Pardew's team selection this is the scariest thing about us just now.

Damn. beat me to it. Seriously though, would probably be being there with my dad, standing on the terraces and taking in the atmosphere. Was one of the few things we did as father and son.

So he's basically admitting they're gonna score then? Kunt!

Tell me that's a made up quote please?!!!!! You would sometimes think he was wanting sacked with some of the things he says...

This. We'll get hee-haw. Pardew will talk about effort, commitment and fatigue but there will be no sign of coherent attacking play from us. Rinse and repeat.

I'm not having a go at you but starting to think what's the point of NUFC turning up for matches against the 'top sides'. On a rare occasion we 'give it a go' which normally ends in a moral (and physically) sapping defeat along with an injury and few bookings to boot. Can we not just give them the 3 points or a 'bye' and save everyone the f***ing bother with this pish.

And the women ? WTF are they doing at a football match anyway?

and another thing....any motherfucker that still shouts for Tiote to shoot should be fucking hung from the bridge by their ball sacs...

We either don't turn up like at the derby or we 'give it a go'. Fucking sick of it. Can we not just for once turn up, perform to our potential, trounce the opposition and get a win?

Which one? The one on one when he was finally through and not offside. rrrgh. You mean I missed Cisse being onside? Damn! How long till the next time?

Can't wait for Pardew's "oh, but we took them to extra time and not many teams will do that to City this season" bollocks.

And getting dicked six nowt at home was even better. Not sure if Brett is genuine or a wum. I get called a WUM because my views are different to others? I don't like Hughton, i think Barton is a c*** who achieved nothing here and gets far too much arse licking from fans and i was happy to see us flog Carroll, three things which is like blasphemy to Newcastle fans whilst i absolutely love Ben Arfa, adore Cabaye and don't fancy seeing Ashley make another managerial appointment at this club. Genuine views of mine and I’m a lot more positive now towards our group of players as they do have genuine class amongst them which I still believe they can show. So you don't want to see Ashley pick another manager...i'm guessing the reason for that is like you've mentioned a few pages back, you're scared of who'd we be lumped with? So you'd like Ashley gone and a new owner picking a new manager? My point is, what makes you think a new owner would be any improvement on the current one? You'd happily risk a new owner but not a new manager?

Well i think wanting rid of a nice bloke who didn't lie to us every time he opened his mouth, had us beating teams by 5 and 6 in the Premiership. Not getting humped by Sunderland or getting battered at home. But wanting to stick with a bullshitter who has had us conceding the most we've ever let in the Premiership, losing the most game we've ever done. Having the worst run at home, being the first manager to lose twice to Sunderland in a row for nearly 50 years. And countless other outstanding f*** ups. Well i can see perfectly why it would be Pardew over Hughton. If you were f***ing retarded like.

If I was Tiote I'd be begging for a jail term...get him away from this fucking circus.

22 seconds too late..... where have I heard that before....

right o then- see if you can figure out what order the names are in. 50p to the 1st corect guess. Alphabetical by club name! Woo-hoo! can I get a cheque?

Absolutely mental. "In the summer Alisher Apsalyamov was on work experience painting the walls of Cardiff City Stadium, watching their promotion games on his laptop. "Now he's the acting head of recruitment at the age of 23, responsible for the January transfer window that could determine whether Cardiff stay in the Premier League." Fecking crazy. Watch us try and nick him to replace Carr.

Doh! Right, who on earth is responsible for the organisation of the above list?! Resembles something Pardew would do....

Can we get Poyet included in the vote?

This. He seems incapable of sticking with an effective system which we've proved the vast majority of the times, works for the players we have at our disposal. But instead he likes to change for every match in the belief that it somehow re-inforces his self opinion as a master tactician.