ScottishMagpie

Don't think Gladys the tea lady would agree though....

It's just a myth like nessie. Not as rare as the lesser spotted ginger campbell That's just one of those tales told by old wives to scare the grandkids...

It's just a myth like nessie.

If we get a set penis in the last minute I say Pards sends him up for it.

Pardew this is all your fault you kunt!

What? No talk of the minute for Harps?!!

gotta admit I'm very happy with how we played in that half. My only criticsm is Cisse being isolated with no b&w shirt near him but apart from that I think we've done quite well (set penises aside obviously). Minutes applause for Harps was emotional. Webb is being a complete knob. If Pards could guarantee that this is how he'll have/let us play then I suppose he can stay.

Fucking Webb man!!

Hope he's back in some capacity at the club in future.

Is this the best we've played all season?

Stability at least.

Hatem....

To be fair to him there was a shocking lack movement when he was on the ball. Hang on, hang on!!.... you mean the other players are supposed to move when HBA gets the ball? Thought the game plan is give it to him and stand back?

Wonder if in training we practise with no offside rule.

That was 'proper' football there.... think I better have a lie down.

You realise if we win you're gonna have to keep doing it.

Sounds like something Pardew is probably moaning to the 4th official about....

Alan fucking Smith!?!! Can we not get a co-commentator that has 'leanings' towards the black and white for a change eh? Fucking sky wankers!

Does Mrs Bimpy know this? Absolutely, as do my children, friends and assorted relatives So you flaunt your other love in front of your family?! I admire you sir. I keep mine like a dirty secret.

Does Mrs Bimpy know this?

Right Big Mike.... operation pickpocket is a go!

That's what the get for only starting to play from the 70th minute of the league so to speak.

Well, well, well. Nothing to do with the suicidal must win tactics. Heads have dropped. Sure, mate. Sure. http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/su/sure-aero-for-men-active-anti-perspirant.jpg, http://i.imgur.com/wJUyui8.jpg . http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/su/sure-aero-for-men-active-anti-perspirant.jpg. I'd have went for the vintage condom brand. That's mates. Wouldn't work Yeah, sure it is.

Fookin hell. They've got to no.67. I remember buying Now 13. God I feel old now!

That's what you get for attacking.