ScottishMagpie

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can just imagine pardew giving them a bollocking at half time for attacking like that.... "but it's not gone 70mins yet!!"

players look confused by these tactics. If he had g'eed them up and unleashed hell from the start it would have made such a difference. Crowd may as well have a nap. Alan will wake them up on the 70min mark. Clearly pards doesn't think we can do a "full on" 90mins tonight as well as another 90 minute battle on sunday.

Because he thinks Cisse is gonna keep scoring late winners.

Carver: "right alan, sissoko is fucked, we need to go to plan b" Pards: "......................................"

keep talking ya wee ball sack....

Are we under instruction not to leave our half?

Sold it to Kim Jong Un for £8.4m. Bet you in the box it came in was also an oversized sports direct mug.

Go get more pizza!!!

Oh Cisse you big tart!

Could you imagine a team featuring willo, bigi and shola beating this team on the unbeaten run they're on. Would be funny as feck!

Cisse in offside shocker!

If Pards was thinking up the pefect way to get the crowd disengaged then he should be happy he's achieved his aim.

"conservative" first few mins from us would be putting it kindly.

FFS!!! this day is just dragging on. Feel like Bill Murray in groundhog day but without Andie Macdowell. Ps. after sunday's celebration run round the living room wor lass has moved anything expensive/breakable!

Really excited about one. Maybe it's all you poncy southerners with your optimism but I'm starting to think we've got a shot of going through. Downside is today's probably gonna drag on for an enternity at work.

Any footage/pics of this bit at all?

That picture of Paps is just fucking awesome! New image for my phone and laptop I think.

Both my dogs ran away in to the garden when I celebrated that goal. Scared to come back in the house now.

Still think he's a twat but like the passion shown by pardew there.

my feed has finally caught up.... GET THE FUCK IN YA BEAUTY!!!!!

Is Cisse allergic to scoring 'simple' goals or something?

That will probably get the biggest reaction from the crowd when it's announced.

Been poor since he got the armband. Probably looking at what happened to his predecessor!

Come on le toon!