S.S.R.

They could do it with 5 points, as their goal difference is better. Two of their remaining fixtures look winnable. Getting hammered off Villa could be the kick start they need, just like it worked for Bolton.

So why didn't he fuck off sooner then? Greedy, useless cunt.

Hypocrites. What about church bells disturbing non-believers?

It would've been more hurtful if we didn't acknowledge him. I thought we'd give it the old 'Cheer them on, boo their first touch' treatment.

The Mackems were strangely quiet, and none of the players seem fired up for it, much to our advantage. Edit: I see what you mean now. Couldn't hear them in the Leazes. When they did pipe up - which was rare - they got sarcastic clapping. How many times did they blatantly handball in front of the ref and get away with it?

Signing Duff springs to mind. We had a promising player in N'Zogbia, and desperately needed a left-back. Unfortunately there weren't any big-name, shirt and season-ticket selling defenders availiable, so we pushed N'Zogbia out and played without a decent left-back.

Just put a 1p accumulator on Owen, Agbonlahor, Sears and Berbatov to all score a hat-trick; at about 5,700,000/1

Andy Garcia as Berbatov Sacha Baron-Cohen as Southgate Gary Coleman as N'Zogbia Ray Winstone as Paul Jewell Paul Shane as Sam Allardyce Brendan Gleeson as Mike Ashley Ben Crompton as Gary Neville Michael Chiklis as Derek Wright

My irony-o-meter just blew up. I don't have any problem with rewarding people for trying to make something out of their shit lives. Nobody will dare say a word - apart from me - against disabled people seemingly having the God-given right to attend because of their hard-luck story.

Gullit made Souness look like Mourinho.

The three 'A club founded before 1984, thanks' clubs were founded after Reading was established.

We'll be mathematically safe by Sunday, Sunderland wont be. They'll be under pressure to get something, we wont.

Remember when Keane had a go at Viera in the tunnel, because Viera tried to intimidate Gary Neville? Viera was bricking it.

To be fair, the Derby away game had a lot to do with Owen and Shola's non-performance.

Cuellar looked excellent in Ranger's two games against Sporting.

6. Mathematically safe @ 5pm next Saturday.

Should be our throw. Linesman just guesses.

Passback, surely?

Taylor's dad is going to demand that his son gets the same a week as Given.

Not bad, not great. It'll do.

Good effort Taylor.

Good save Taylor.

Good work Owen.

Telly's fucked up now.

He was picking those passes out to perfection last week.