S.S.R.

Arjen Robben looks about 40 in the first sticker, 50 in the recent one. He's five years younger than me.

£5 on City, Cardiff, Millwall, Bolton, Blackpool. Returns £280 £5 on Newcastle, Everton or draw, Man Utd, Millwall, QPR. Returns £130

Valencia fuck it up.

Very fragile heads, these Portuguese...

My £10 on Juve just went in as Osvaldo scored.... ...then had it ruled out. Another £10 with 5 mins to go.

Stupidity

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27226541 It did the same yesterday with the Chelsea match at half time

Shit, someone's been shot.

Lichtsteiner for Juve looks like a slimline Sam Worthington.

Maradona looking like Pat Butcher there.

£5 Gateshead and all teams to score in the Europa. Returns about £50 £5 Grimsby bts and all teams to score in the Europa. Returns about £70

Quick, someone photoshop him kicking a Chelsea bus into a pit.

Glad someone made use of it. Sadly I was greedy.

Fuck you and your bus, Jose

Fuck off Brann Edit: Chelsea lost anyway .

£10 on Brann, Chelsea to qualify and Guisley to beat North Ferriby (tip from a work colleague who knows a bit about non-league) returns £67

Bale looks cowied

Nearly did a Shelvey

Fuck.

What the fuck was Ronaldo doing?

BANG

Refrained from betting big, but put £27 on Wigan to beat Birmingham at just under evens. Daft fiver on Wigan -1 and 1-1 in the Bayern/Real game. Edit: Bang goes that second bet after 20 minutes.

Tempted to bet big on Wigan tomorrow Evens at Birmingham.

Aye, it's those metal strips going down a guitar's neck.

Arsenal and Juve you pair of beauties.