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Was expecting us to spend a similar amount of money as last summer, which would have been poor enough anyway, but to end the window some £20m plus is taking the fucking piss. Howay man, where the fuck is all the money going?

Has Lingard played for Man U in pre season? Likely to start tomorrow?

Pretty sure he'll be our fourth choice winger this season.

Being serious, Rondon is the only first eleven signing compared to how we ended last season. The likes of Schär, Ki and Muto will all probably play a fair amount of minutes, but none of them improves our first choice eleven. It's an. Absolute fucking disgrace IMO, and obviously most importantly it's been nowhere near enough to keep Rafa here, and that's really the only thing that matters.

2 out of 3 sounds way more positive than the rest of your post, and also your choice of scale to be out of 3 is a bit odd as well.

Go on then.

Didn't even come close to breaking our transfer record man Is ours now the lowest in the league?

Lascelles, then Kenedy

Done deal

How's it going there, Keith?

Get in Jamaal!

Nah they just tweet out news from other places. Normally aye, but now they claim their own sources.

Not that I think it will happen anyway, but aren't they notorious bullshitters? Edit: gffn that is, but could just as well be the cunts at nufc

Get in

That's more like it. Howay man, HTT don't do paragraphs.

Wew, missed that. Always liked Vidal, should be a good signing for you

Christ, that's even more pathetic than I was expecting. Let's not bother protesting though, he's got too thick skin for that.

Another one out. Pays for the Rondon loan fee

It's actually more than £10m more than our biggest signing under Ashley. £14m for Wijnaldum is the most we've spent under Ashley

I really hope people aren't gullible enough to fall for this one again. I’m not sure. Didn’t the exact same thing happen in January late in the window? Was announced Rafa had the green light to bring in three players and we got Dubravka, Kenedy and Slimani. Can see us getting Rondon, the PSG kid and a centre-back in a similar sort of way.

Again, 10 out of 11 players played for us in the championship. Fucking pathetic.

I just want to see someone run at the Sunderland centre halves.

The fuck is the keeper doing?