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He'll be one of our highest earners on £50k a week, surely? That's the new average in the PL it seems. I bet the average is significantly higher than that like.

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/magpies-complete-joselu-signing Is it just me, or does Rafa not seem overly excited about this one?

Whoever reffed the Ritchie penalty debacle. Getting decisions wrong is one thing, but literally not knowing the rules is just another level of incompetence. Then you can add on the laughable 3 minutes of stoppage time to cement how bad it was.

After Ben Arfa broke his leg thanks to a scissor tackle, it's beyond me how any Toon fan can think they shouldn't be straight red cards.

Wonder if Mitrovic would have got a yellow if he put in the same tackle as Kane.

Still not used to having a new Murphy

Feels so much more sincere when it comes from his agency

Don't think he'll start on Sunday. Think it'll be Atsu and Ritcie on the wings.

Got a feeling this line will be posted quite a bit this season

Hope they join the mackems in league one because of that.

Fuck off did he say that

And that being a CD, where we were already well stocked. Been a shocking summer tbh.

Real Madrid had about 60% possession, so that makes sense.

"The manager might be on his fourth defeat in a row. So what is he going to be like on the touchline today and why?" Cry because he's getting battered by Stoke?

fucking hell

At least Mediawatch on football365.com will be good

We haven't got a hope in hell to get him like.

FWIW I think he's shite and useless. How much have you seen of him? I genuinely haven't got a clue if he's good enough or not.

They're not like, Real Madrid are just that good. Game on anyway.

Don't remember that. Where was he rumoured to go?

Fellaini

Oh dear Lukaku

Lush

Rashford on for Lingard. Massive upgrade that IMO.

They've spent a shit ton of money to little avail in recent years. They did under Rodgers. Klopp's net spent is £25m including this season. I think that's equally much due to Klopp tbh, don't strike me as the type of manager who wants to spend huge money on players. Of course the market means you have to spend on anything you buy like.