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Man do I wish this utter rubbish Man U side were actually close to some actual trouble. As it is, they'll finish lower mid table at worst, which of course is a disgrace from them, but as bad as they've been, it would have been glorious if they were at least close to the relegation zone.

Our 5th place season under Pardew, despite some decent performances in the latter half of the season.

Wouldn't mind facing the one we played at Old Trafford, probably the worst Man Utd team I've ever seen that game.

It's harder to do what Potter wants to do with a team mid season compared to what Moyes wants. It's not like West Ham are in any danger to go down, so would rather try and go for Potter and hope for a better season next year than knowing that you'll be lower mid table playing mediocre football again.

Wasn't last seasons relegation 'battle' done by like Christmas as well? Not a good look having such a shit relegation battle two seasons running.

Aye I don't think it's particularly unfair with a ban after 10 yellows Not like in Sweden where it's 3 games for a ban, and it doesn't reset at all during the season.

Think it starts at 4.30

Don't want to upset Longstaff, but if we do sell him in the summer, it would be nice if Isak got his original number 36 back

Yes, this is the content I needed! Joelinton deserves so much fucking credit for going from signing as our new number 9 (:yao:) to being this absolute beast of a midfielder. It's not easy to completely change your entire game, but he's done it and then some.

Hundreds of billions.

Club would afford to buy Lamine Yamal if they stuck that on OnlyFans

Fair enough for adding it all together, but in any normal game that doesn't get more than 3 or 4 minutes IMO. We would have been absolutely fucked if that went to extra time and all like with the team we had out there.

Aye, absolutely class from Bruno to do that with him and Trippier. Three captains of different eras lifting a trophy together

Conference League is the best thing UEFA has done in ages, I absolutely love it. But saying that, you're right, we don't sign Tonali if we're in the Conference League that season, getting Champions League would be absolutely huge for the club.

Well either way, hope you're well mate, we all wish you'd come back proper. You're an absolute legend, this place wouldn't be what it is without you

For those that has watched it back, does those 8 fucking minutes make any more sense? Thank fuck they didn't matter in the end, but that was fucking ridiculous

Are you back back mate?

In one of the interviews yesterday, he mentions his kids are Geordies. Just imagine if in 16 years we've got a young Guimarães making his Newcastle debut after coming through the academy

Ref gets in his way, almost forcing him to try that spin. It comes off or wins him a free kick 9 times out of 10 as well, and it also just proves how good we were for 99 minutes yesterday that the one time something doesn't come off they play a great pass and score within seconds.

I gave up on them lot around the takeover, bunch of absolute cunts the lot of them IMO. Might still listen to this one mind

Someone on here said we'd be 2-0 up and cruising, but Liverpool get one back with 10 minutes to go and it gets nervy but we hold on. That was pretty fucking accurate

I hope Burn let's one rip at that exact moment as well.

I need more content! Any podcasts worth checking out? I've already somehow managed to get through True Faith (I know, I know).

I legit think we'd be top of the league if we had Salah. He's been that good this season.