Nobody

We could play Isaks boyhood club AIK if we play in the Conference League

Fucking love him so incredibly much man. Since he kept us up, I've said that he's the perfect manager for us, and that come rain or shine that I hope he's with us for a long time. Now he's just cemented himself as the best Newcastle United manager in my lifetime, and he's done it while always having seemed to be an utterly brilliant bloke as well

Aye what a fucking cunt he is.

I'm fucking balling my eyes out here

Please please please lads

Aye me too. Just cause it'd him and the week he's had. Fucking HELL

Oh my fucking god

Would be nice if we could get Isak involved a bit as well

Thanks to us, aye.

Big Joe

Loads of passing in the back line

That is so much closer than it looked at first as well

Well played Barnes

Tino IMO

Howes got the tactics spot on so far like

The fuck was that

Fucking get into them!

Love it!

I'm so lucky my Mrs knows how important this is to me that she's told me to go out and watch it on my own so her or out 15 month old at home don't disturb me, or that I have to worry about how I react if there's a goal.

Isn't Quansah a pretty good defender, or have I dreamt that up?

Obviously won't get on, but what an experience for Sean Neave (whoever he is).

Had a stomach flu all week, started feeling better yesterday. Having a beer now, tastes weird and I'm scared with its going to do to my bowels. Could well be sat on the shitter for half the game

Unchanged. Fucking have at them cunts!

Probably not

Again, we've got VAR to penalise the tiniest little infringements in some areas, but blatant fucking cheating like that is just fair game. Suspend him three games, see what he does next time the prick