Nobody

These Villa cunts aren't half appealing for fucking everything

That's a booking ffs.

But if he gets the ball literally no one thinks it's a penalty and it's never given. What an utterly daft post

The xG nonces will have a field day with this half

Did Mateta and/or Eze come off injured for them at the weekend?

You rate Zirkzee? Must be nice for him hear that he's got a fan

Pure filth

Yeah he's becoming one of my favourite ever Newcastle players. He's having an outstanding season, scored in a Cup final and seems to be an absolute gem of a bloke.

Cue Forest scoring any minute now. 1-0 FT.

Salah new two year contract official

As if that has ever mattered

Stay classy Man Utd, trying to score after Lyon played it out

Without thinking about it too much, he's probably in the top 10 best attacking players in the league, and definitely the only one that might even be remotely attainable for the RW spot.

How far would you have to go back for the previous 27?

Aye, they are much worse than Saints from what I've seen.

Shocker that Longstaff, Miley, Wilson and Osula aren't as good as Bruno, Joelinton, Isak and Murphy

Isn't that like 8 games ago as well or something?

Fuck me Leicester are bad. Got to be one of the worst sides we've ever played against in the PL? Even Southampton this season put up more of an effort in our two games against them.

Leicesters defenders just casually walking home sums them up so much

This game is utter, utter shite like

Palmer can't lay a glove on Foden when they are both on form, but still a weird comparison considering Palmer has been shite since like Christmas.

Cisse esque weirdness

Terrific start

Is it just me or is there a different feel going in to this game? We are no longer the perennial losers, that team that just can't win something. We're now the most recent winners of a trophy, we're now a different beast.

The fuck, Norman is the biggest fucking idiot I've ever heard. I occasionally listen to them when I'm starved for NUFC content, but whenever he's on I turn it off straight away.