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Charnley been playing FIFA 13?

Must have been some massive donations to get it up to almost 2 grand like, as I assume most will have been around £5-50. Fair play to everyone, but thanks a bunch to those that put big money in

N'Zogbia would've been out of the door quicker than Pardew could say Atam Ben Afree once he arrived anyway.

Berahino clearly isn't coming to us this window, so just do whatever it takes to get Remy back here for at least the rest of the season.

Imagine waking up every morning and look yourself in the mirror and have that mess of a face looking back at you

£3700

Like what? You get to call Mike a c*** once a month? Football section is automatically hidden? Could be something as small as a little badge or icon by your name above the Avatar Thankfully never going to happen

Done

Who gives a fuck man? It was basically a reserve game to give Taylor some match fitness.

Have we really now? Didn't know that, thanks.

Liverpool and Spurs.

It looks the same now as it did then, incredibly lucky.

cabella had more chances to play in a team that wasn't half as rancid as this one before he got that injury iirc thauvin has started 3 and had 10 sub runouts for 420 mins or so of league action in one of the worst teams in the division You think the team was better last season? Not a chance. Of course it fucking was, until Carver got his hands on things we were around mid take We were pretty god awful in the first half of the season as well, bar a Pardew jammy as fuck winning streak.

Would it be the most expensive squad ever relegated? Surely. Got a feeling I can think of a worse one.

Pelanties

I really wish people would stop mentioning his England caps/goals mind. Doesn't matter one bit.

I don't really rate him at all, but if he's no better than Obertan he is going to be spectacularly wank.

Just put money on them to qualify, odds still canny. Arnautovic really winning me over recently, always thought he was a bit shite, but he's playing well. Do like the kind of player that can look utterly shocking one minute and brilliant the next (as long as they don't play for us).

Pardew is desperate to get out of this run he is in, and rather than change anything himself he just signs someone who is big and will probably score a couple of goals which will keep the media off his back.

Get in. Looked off side in real time mind

Stoke have been the better team from what I've seen.

Ba > Remy for us, without a doubt. Remy is still a very good player and we'd probably stay up if we signed him. We should hurry up and sign him so we can play him in the cup at the weekend to get him up to speed a bit.

We've got people in one thread defending Sissoko's stats and in here Townsend is getting slaughtered. Stats are bollocks. Tbh I'm not a massive Townsend fan but the chronic negativity is over the top. Hope to god he turns up in his first match or the Internet will be unbearable. Is it really? I mean, we're in the relegation zone at the end of January after nearly going down last year, we've got arguably the biggest cunt of an owner in the league, an MD who is so far out of his depth it's ridiculous, we replaced an utter joke of a manager with a Championship failure and now we seem to putting our survival eggs in a basket of a player who has barely played first team football this season. Suppose things could be worse though.

Also a mercenary cunt, no point signing him on a permanent transfer. Get him in to save our season, then look elsewhere.