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That was brilliant, after asking him to move once the air hostess had to ask him to move again after consulting the pilot........... Brilliant Love our squad

Would be class if he went to the airport, checked in, went through the security checkpoint and then just refused to go on the plane

Not that they need to, but City haven't made any major signings so far this summer, have they?

Still wouldn't count us off as their rivals. It's highly likely they'll finish comfortably in third, but it's not a given.

It's not as if we're actually in competition with Man U or Chelsea anyway. Probably a bit much to expect that we'll be able to match up with Spurs this year too. How are we not in competition with Chelsea? They still have a poor manager (IMO), and a couple of good signings aren't necessarily going to make them title challengers again.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2009/1/13/1231872130025/Joe-Kinnear-001.jpg :lol: Although it depresses me to be reminded of that cunt. How the fuck was he our manager man?

Watching AIK - Random Icelandic team on British Eurosport 2 Love how they are talking about how we are supposed to have much more quality, clearly hasn't watched us this season

What if Nigeria qualifies and they call him up?

Not to mention Alan Hutton. Now he's class

Fuck off West Ham, you're not getting him anyway.

Imagine if we spent that sort of money on him

Aye, that's just what it sounds like Class

FYP

No, I reckon it is that really random parasite virus, it's what makes most sense after all.

Has it not been rejected yet?

Cracking player, will be a great signing for whoever gets him.

Why? What's the rush. Surely we can be incredibly confident that the player wants to join, and it's just a matter of time before the deal is done. I really don't understand why people are getting agitated. And remember, we're saving £40k in wages every week the longer this drags on

We really are taking the piss this window

Aye, Woodman is class Off topic, but I really hope nufctv does the backroom battles this season as well, really liked them last season.

Looking forward to this.

Think he won't be a surefire starter right away, but with the extra European and cup games we'd tinker around more oft, so he'll get his chance. Either way, we shouldn't fucking move Cissé for him.

Because he's only suited to play either in a 4-4-2 or in the centre of a 4-3-3 (which is our best formation IMO). There aren't many strikers in the world I'd move Cissé for, and Carroll certainly isn't one of them. Cisse playing off carol knock downs could be f***ing devastating. That would mean Ba isn't playing though, and Ba is twice the player Carroll is. We have a whole european campaign to play as well as FA cup and league cup games. Our fixture list next season is going to be massive. its almost beyond belief that a fan of this club- the f***ing problems weve had down the years, dosent understand the need for more than simply a first choice forward line up. Its mental. Is it mental to not want to spend our wage budget on a player that can only play in a position where we are well covered? Get a player who can be back up for Ben Arfa's or Ba's position instead, not Cissé's where we've got two more players who can do a job there. Not to mention that Carroll is a fucking prick and not a very good footballer.

They are playing Ivory Coast in their qualifier, hopefully Tiote keeps them quiet

Because he's only suited to play either in a 4-4-2 or in the centre of a 4-3-3 (which is our best formation IMO). There aren't many strikers in the world I'd move Cissé for, and Carroll certainly isn't one of them. Cisse playing off carol knock downs could be f***ing devastating. That would mean Ba isn't playing though, and Ba is twice the player Carroll is. We have a whole european campaign to play as well as FA cup and league cup games. Our fixture list next season is going to be massive. I'm not saying don't get any striker, I just want a striker that's more flexible than Carroll. Like Sewelly says, you really can't play him anywhere else other than a CF, and that is not the player we need. Ba, Cissé and even Shola can play that role.

Because he's only suited to play either in a 4-4-2 or in the centre of a 4-3-3 (which is our best formation IMO). There aren't many strikers in the world I'd move Cissé for, and Carroll certainly isn't one of them. Cisse playing off carol knock downs could be fucking devastating. That would mean Ba isn't playing though, and Ba is twice the player Carroll is. EDIT: And it would probably mean HBA playing in a RW position, forcing Cabaye to take on more defensive duties than the Cabaye we saw during the 4-3-3 when he was on top of his game. Don't get me wrong, Cabaye is great in that position too, just not as good.