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Because he's only suited to play either in a 4-4-2 or in the centre of a 4-3-3 (which is our best formation IMO). There aren't many strikers in the world I'd move Cissé for, and Carroll certainly isn't one of them.

Good, don't want the lanky greedy bastard taking Cissés spot in the middle of a front three.

How much did they pay for Borini?

News

Berlusconi confirms that Zlatan and Thiago Silva have been/will be sold. Says it'll save him €150m in two years.

Hopefully Zlatan to PSG makes Swedes realise that he's nothing but a money grabbing cunt and people stop giving a fuck about him. Doubt it though.

Why has this been stickied and why did Nut bump the 6 month old thread?

Playing for my 7-a-side is better than playing for Blackburn though tbf Really hope QPR gets relegated, hate their policy of trying to sign every useless fucker around (Hoilett is good though).

Spot on that from Pardew.

Love Demba, really hope he stays.

Not to mention Alan Smith

£80m would probably not be enough to buy Cissé, Cabaye, Krul and Tiote.

Is there a Korean player that wouldn't be a fantastic signing for anyone in your opinion though?

4. He's a pisshead, acts like a knob and has broken the jaw of one of our players. 5. His current wages at Liverpool are probably far higher than our current wage structure. 6 - And the most important one - He's not anywhere near as good as either of our front 3.

Surely it can't just be me that feels that West Ham and Wigan might go for these two players because they were heavily linked with us and our scouting network is so hyped at the moment? "Oh, Newcastle wanted him, he must be fucking mint!"

One home win all season. :lol:

Agbonlahor is a decent enough player, would be a good signing for the mackems. Collins though. Please, please, please sign him.

You can all get fucked

It never used to have as much non-football discussion as its had recently. Far too often there's been several pages of discussion on horse betting, which really shouldn't be in the football section. When I come to this thread, I really don't want to trawl through pages and pages of horses, let's keep that and the tennis and golf and whatever to a separate thread and stick to the football in the football section. Obviously I realise that it's not been a particularly popular decision, with eldiablo being the exception, so we'll just see how it goes I guess.

Sorry, but I really can't see us beating Häcken today like. We were utterly humiliated against Malmö the other week, though that was away and we never do well there, but I just feel that our luck has run out. How we are that high in the table baffles me, we've been crap for most of the season. 0-0, 0-1, 1-1 or 1-2 in that game for me, unfortunately. Elfsborg should be a good bet though.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,92560.0.html Let's keep this thread for footy betting only from now. Use the thread above for any other kind of betting.

Brilliant mate :lol:

Agree with all this. Good post. Aye, good post

I had to read it four times just to notice it