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Fuck all this Perchinho and Perchesi, it's Perchini.

He should be singled out when acting like that. Disgraceful behaviour on a football pitch, really want him to cut it out. Saying that, seeomg as it was against that cuntbag Suarez, I'll forgive him, and I still love him. Probably my third favourite Toon player at the moment after Hatem and Colo, and that's saying quite a lot cause I fucking love Cissé, Ba and Tiote as well.

On Sunday, after his first, I thought you sang "He has scored six, he has scored six, PAPPIS DEMBA CISSE, he has scored six" when it was the José Enrique song about being in the top six. After he scored again I realised I was wrong

There's no way Jonas isn't starting like.

I sometimes think we put too much pressure on him, the minute he gets the ball everyone in the stadium gets over excited and you can hear/feel it as well It's a lot better than the clueless fuckers around me that were groaning when he was brought on against the Mackems. "Ben Arfa's crap, man." Six times during the Wolves game. "Pass it! Pass it! PASS IT!!!" For the first 30 minutes or so in the mackem game. Daft bint.

Seriously, how is this easier than saying '2.35' or whatever? I just don't get it, especially if you're making accumulators; "11/8 times 7/4, yeah that'll be..".

My planned bet for the day: barca -1.5, Bayern -1.5 and Birmingham. Shame that I left my new credit card at home and my old one expired on Sunday and I don't know the cvc on the new one

I guess that's the problem with any team of the year. That battle between who someone believes is better and who has arguably performed better over the season. I think Hart's a class keeper personally but you can't ignore Krul's performances this year. Can easily see why either should be picked. They're the top 2 for me, with Chesney 3rd. I like that you didn't even bother trying to spell the Arsenal keepers name

They were claiming that after 30 minutes of the Villa game

Assuming Guthrie is out: Krul Simpson Williamson Perch Santon Tiote Jonas Cabaye Hatem Demba Demba Can see it being Taylor in for Santon though, but apart from that, the team picks itself really.

It's hardly all down to Hatem, but aye, he's played a massive part. Cabaye being used properly is just as important for me though.

Fuck off trying to make out our second goal was off side, it's clear as day Ben Arfa gets a touch on that, playing Cissé on.

This system works so well for us, giving Hatem a lot of freedom, Cabaye in a more advanced role and Guthrie and Tiote, who are both good passers, deeper and able to pick up the ball and pass it instead of hoofing from our defence. Almost seems absurd that haven't played like this for longer, especially as the route 1 tactics never worked for us and we always looked better when we've kept the ball on the ground. Here's hoping we're finally starting to see what Pardew said he wanted in the summer, more possession and short passing game. We've scored some great goals these last couple of weeks as well thanks to a change in tactics, long may that continue.

Don't know about his reception at SJP, but my ill feelings for him would certainly not have been as bad as they are had he left for a top club. He was good enough for us that I was expecting him to leave if a CL-club came in for him, but to fuck us about and saying what he said when he joins fucking Liverpool made him a mercenary cunt for me. Ben Arfa taking the piss out of was just too fucking funny, I didn't see the game live, but even watching it later knowing the score, that made me cheer almost as much as when we scored. Anyone know which minute that was?

So yeah, he's pretty fucking good, ins't he? Look at the movement for his first, it's brilliant.

Pretty much won us the last two games by creating five goals in them, what a player.

Love him, his work rate is truly sensational. Really shouldn't be underestimated how he never allows the other teams players time on the ball in midfield. Some class touches today as well, like the volley out to Ba and the ball to Ba for the second.

Did exactly the fucking same As did I Aye, me too Knew it was April Fools like, still those few hours were fucking shit. Don't ever close this forum.

Terrible news, hope he pulls through

If only you could play Sunderland every week

Needed to hold on for ten fucking minutes but concedes twice instead. Fucking shits, I can't win.

Oh for fucks sake Dons!!

Just one goal from MK Dons needed for that to be void and me winning. Come on you cunts. EDIT: They score!

2-0 Spurs, nice.