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Good effort :lol:

Can Ben Arfa sue De Jong?

Norwegians are fucking weirdos.

Shite. By the logic that we're better than Arsenal (since we beat them away), and Arsenal is better than Barcelona (since they beat them at home), and Barcelona is better than Valencia, is it safe to assume that we would have won at least 4-0 away to Valencia?

Boring Barcelona, only winning by a goal to nil.

Aye, it's incredible. Would really like to see some statistics to see if it's really like that or just because you always notice his runs.

Exactly, so he can tap it in from 6 yards. All part of the plan mate, all part of the plan. That was almost Nolan-esque, the way he came from deeper without anyone marking him cause the defenders was concentrating on the strikers. Note, I said almost Nolan-esque, there's no way Messi is as good as him, so I don't want to start comparing them.

Guess that's why Pep wants him a bit deeper...

I was ready to type "you could see that goal coming so far ahead."

Got to score there, Valencia.

Hey Barca, I've got a crazy idea! How about trying to fucking shoot!

Is it just me, or does Messi seem to do a hell of a lot of walking and standing around these days? Noticed it against Arsenal and he's doing it quite a bit today. I know it's not his part of the team to be running all the time but there's been a couple of times when I thought he should have made a run off the ball and he was just standing there.

Messi seems to try the chip more often than the cunts on FIFA 10.

Everton for fucks sake!

I'm having a bit of Man U tonight as well, the price is just too good.

We're in big trouble if Barton isn't fit. Start Ferguson on the left wing and move Jonas over to the right? Or start Ireland on the right?

I couldn't care less what KK thinks. There's only one man who knows what will happen with the money, and it's not KK.

As if a fucking air rifle would hurt Tiote

There are at least five positions we should be looking to strengthen before even thinking about getting rid of Nolan.

Justice. Brum should have had a penalty and Sscccccny should have been sent off after a minute.

Fantastic news.

I would not have known about Sports Direct had Ashley not bought us.

What about Manchester City?

then again if you do a little thing like that and you find out it really winds someone up, don't you do it all the more ? neesy does it with the 'of's" Not the same raping Newcastle as raping the English language. You're supposed to love Newcastle. you've seen my typing ? I of all people couldn't give a toss providing it's not derogatory and everyone knows what is meant. It's always annoyed me when you that Just looks weird and I don't see the point at all.