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Shane should be fit for the derby, no? Not that that's any excuse to not have a LB tied up by then, whether it's this guy or Pieters.

On in Sweden (probably all of Scandinavia) on Viasat. Someone mentioned it being on in the US as well. Probably on in most of the world bar the UK tbh

Aguero was my captain until I chickened out because he was "doubtful" due to "lack of match fitness". Cunts

Put £20 on Aguero to score next two minutes before his first goal. Had another £50 on City -1.5. This season has started well, already over £100 up

Need it be confirmed I have a bet on Man City -1? Bang, bar. Bang, bar. Why, oh why, didn't I check the betting thread before placing that bet

Toure and Silva are such fantastic players. Dzeko will come good for City as well, shown flashes today. Needs to get some goals to get his confidence back. Will be interesting to see Aguero in the second half.

Couldn't care less, the important part is that Song has been charged with violent conduct. Shame that doesn't help us at all, mind.

How do you know mate? He doesn't

Has Song been banned for the next three games yet?

We probably would have lost yesterday had it not been for him leaving, so I'm all for that

Not against Sunderland

Would be similar to how he played for Lille. Have we got the strikers for a 4-3-3 though? Ba left, Shola middle and Obertan right?

Cattermole will get sent off in an incident involving Barton.

Barton "helped" the ref make the right decision by exaggerating. Gervinho tried to make the ref make the wrong decision by diving, completely different.

1. He's not French. 2. He'd cost money. Doesn't fit the profile at all.

Ronaldo

Barcas shirts are horrible. How the fuck do you manage to mess them up?

"You've lost your accent a bit though" :mackems:

Aye it was Waddle, and he kept going on about how he played LW for West Ham last season. Fucking impressive to get 7 goals from 12 games from the wing like

Man U have been brilliant so far

Much better this half like. Dive from Lampard.

Them and Ben Arfa as the 3 in a 4-2-3-1, pace galore! Plus no help for the defense whatsoever, unfortunately thats what tiote and cabaye are for

Pardew: "He is one of the best players in the league, trust me, I tried to sign him". He can get fucked though, the diving cunt. Arsene needs to take responsibility for his diving and slapping as well, he surely must make sure that his players don't go acting like that in their debuts when everyone are watching? He's now already made himself a reputation for being a diver, not the best start in a new league.

Them and Ben Arfa as the 3 in a 4-2-3-1, pace galore!

Someone needs to make a trollface with bartons hair